Well, poor fucking me. I've fallen on hard times. I can't afford to go on the piss every night any more. I've resorted to smoking rollies and have to sell my other car. I'm going to sell my medals unless you lot stump up at least three grand for me. Every other fucker is getting help because he's selling his medals so why not me? Please tell me what you're willing to donate and I'll tell you whether you can shove it up your arse or not. I will only accept donations over a tenner. I will donate 1p out of every pound to HRH. Thanks.