Your defence is surely that you were a soldier...occasionally....but most obviously suffering from PTSD as a result of Blair's wars. Even though you never deployed.Well, I'm glad I'm in a Union in work.
I'm in the shit after a BAME security guard told me to **** off 3 times and then spat at me. Because I challenged his behaviour I'm now going to a full disciplinary hearing for my alleged "Threatening Behaviour" despite the fact I was the one who was assaulted!!
Work that ****** out.