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Self Righteous Cùnts.

Well, I'm glad I'm in a Union in work.
I'm in the shit after a BAME security guard told me to **** off 3 times and then spat at me. Because I challenged his behaviour I'm now going to a full disciplinary hearing for my alleged "Threatening Behaviour" despite the fact I was the one who was assaulted!!
Work that ****** out.
Your defence is surely that you were a soldier...occasionally....but most obviously suffering from PTSD as a result of Blair's wars. Even though you never deployed.
 
Soo, OS you're a white heterosexual Englishman, working in a Public Sector job in Wales, who's been gobbed on and screamed at by a Taffy? chap of Colour, who's fiddled his Body cam , and his statement to allege assault against you?
You're relying on a Unison? Rep to fight another Unison member? who wins the Diversity 'Top Trumps' stakes by miles....

I bet even your van is white :-D

You're fooked mate.

'Free the Arrse One!'
 
Soo, OS you're a white heterosexual Englishman, working in a Public Sector job in Wales, who's been gobbed on and screamed at by a Taffy? chap of Colour, who's fiddled his Body cam , and his statement to allege assault against you?
You're relying on a Unison? Rep to fight another Unison member? who wins the Diversity 'Top Trumps' stakes by miles....

I bet even your van is white :-D

You're fooked mate.

'Free the Arrse One!'
GMB is the union.
 
Or deploy the Shaggy Defense: "it wasn' me"!

Good idea, but I'd add, preferably sung with a few interpretive dance moves scattered among the verses. It helps if you limp I'm told.
 
That,s why you are as popular as a pork chop in a synagogue.
I'm not really arsed if anonymous people on the internet who are desperate to be seen on a bandwagon like me or not.
 
To add to the disabled badge and the veterans licence plate I also drive a Smart car, the traffic enforcement officers smile sympatheticly and move on

I saw a pic of a reliant robin which had been nicked for speeding posted by the police on twitter

#ACAB
 
Was it at the bottom of a cliff?

dunno, I think they leave the factory limited to 155mph ?

 
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