Is it possible to rape yourself? At about 6 PM this evenign I was sat in the office pondering on the day when I felt an urge to sexually assault myself. I wasn't in the mood and I didn't have a woody. I took my own hands and agressivley ripped my trollies open and pull out my own genitals and began pumping fcuk out of it. At this stage I wasn't up for it, so helped the proceedings along by calling myself a dirty little slag and mentioned that I was gagging for it and the sooner I consented the quicker it would be over. I did make myself climax, but I didn't really enjoy it. I am now sat in a corner feeling sorry for myself wondering if I should call the police. I have no evidence on my body of an attack and as soon as I shot I forced myself to eat it in order that the evidence be destroyed. I am getting similar urges again now, but am tired, I might have to visit the knife drawer.. Am I rapist or a victim? Was I asking for it? Was wearing tight jeans a mistake, am I giving out the wrong signals?