Self rape

#1
Is it possible to rape yourself?

At about 6 PM this evenign I was sat in the office pondering on the day when I felt an urge to sexually assault myself. I wasn't in the mood and I didn't have a woody.

I took my own hands and agressivley ripped my trollies open and pull out my own genitals and began pumping fcuk out of it.

At this stage I wasn't up for it, so helped the proceedings along by calling myself a dirty little slag and mentioned that I was gagging for it and the sooner I consented the quicker it would be over.

I did make myself climax, but I didn't really enjoy it. I am now sat in a corner feeling sorry for myself wondering if I should call the police.

I have no evidence on my body of an attack and as soon as I shot I forced myself to eat it in order that the evidence be destroyed.

I am getting similar urges again now, but am tired, I might have to visit the knife drawer..

Am I rapist or a victim?

Was I asking for it? Was wearing tight jeans a mistake, am I giving out the wrong signals?
 
#2
minister_doh_nut said:
Is it possible to rape yourself?

At about 6 PM this evenign I was sat in the office pondering on the day when I felt an urge to sexually assault myself. I wasn't in the mood and I didn't have a woody.

I took my own hands and agressivley ripped my trollies open and pull out my own genitals and began pumping fcuk out of it.

At this stage I wasn't up for it, so helped the proceedings along by calling myself a dirty little slag and mentioned that I was gagging for it and the sooner I consented the quicker it would be over.

Am I rapist or a victim?

I did make myself climax, but I didn't really enjoy it. I am now sat in a corner feeling sorry for myself wondering if I should call the police.

I have no evidence on my body of an attack and as soon as I shot I forced myself to eat it in order that the evidence be destroyed.

I am getting similar urges again now, but am tired, I might have to visit the knife drawer..
Next time, give a little self-asphyxiation a try, might spice things up.
 
#3
I have to go upstairs to the shower in a minute, I shocked my attacker by still having the scent of sex on my wand from last night.... this didn't put him off... in fact I'm not sure it didn't get him off further.

I have to pass by the spot where I was attacked and feel a touch uneasy... what if my penis gets grabbed and roughly handled again?

if I try to fight him, he whispers in my ears that he will throw me in the sea or cut my ears and nose off. Do I accept that I am just some Northern monkies fcuk toy or do I make stand and demand that I am treated with respect?
 
#5
Just by the title how did I guess the Author would be MDN!!

But would it be rape if you shouted surprise to yourself first??
 
#6
If the description given by aunty stella is correct, try heaving one of your manboobs in your wet willing mouth and fist yourself with your writing hand(still gripping a bic) whilst yanking yourself round the office with a handfull of barbed wire........OH BABY!!!!!!!!!
 
#8
MDN isn't it around this time of year they take your brain out for cleaning?

I suppose the only way you could possibly rape yourself is if you have multiple personalities. And I am still unclear whether you have 1 seriously deranged psyche or many.

All I can suggest is if you wake up tomorrow with your entire fist up your Gary glitter and something which reminds you of mayonnaise on your face then you'll know.

Edd
 
#9
minister_doh_nut said:
I have to pass by the spot where I was attacked and feel a touch uneasy... what if my penis gets grabbed and roughly handled again?

if I try to fight him, he whispers in my ears that he will throw me in the sea or cut my ears and nose off. Do I accept that I am just some Northern monkies fcuk toy or do I make stand and demand that I am treated with respect?
If you know he's going to be waiting for you at a particular spot and you still go back, you must want it, you little slut. You wouldn't want to be treated with respect anyway - I know your type.
 
#10
if you do it with your usual hand......it a wnak
if you do it with your other hand.........it's an adventure!!!!!!!!( specialy if you've made it numb first)
 
#11
Fugly said:
Its not rape.

Its unexpected sex.
Don't you mean surprise sex??
 
#12
I know what a cumslut you are, i bet you've been teasing yourself all day you little who.re.

You got a stiffy bonk on therefore it was consentual, i bet you even let him finger your pie hole didnt you?

Next time he fu.cks you i hope it's hard and that he finishes you off in the bath with a 3 bar electric fire.......... Go on dare you, nay double dare you?!

Got any photos of your asshole? (want some?)

You not a victim nor rapist, just a slag.
 
#15
minister_doh_nut said:
I have to go upstairs to the shower in a minute, I shocked my attacker by still having the scent of sex on my wand from last night.... this didn't put him off... in fact I'm not sure it didn't get him off further.

I have to pass by the spot where I was attacked and feel a touch uneasy... what if my penis gets grabbed and roughly handled again?

if I try to fight him, he whispers in my ears that he will throw me in the sea or cut my ears and nose off. Do I accept that I am just some Northern monkies fcuk toy or do I make stand and demand that I am treated with respect?
You could make it even more interesting and try the self rape burn back mountain. Get on all fours put an iron on your back and when your ready switch it on at the plug. The object is to thrap away (quickly) and shoot your gentleman's relish before you smell burning!
Make sure the steam setting is switched off! :wink:
 
#16
If I didn't want it why didn't I put up a fight... If I wasn't inclined to rape myself why was I so forceful and inconsiderate to my victim / lover?

If I became erect does that mean I was happy to be abused?

Cait, thanks for the vote of encouragement from a friend, nice to know there is a shoulder to cry on after I have been violated. (Prezzie to follow, just for you)

I didn't finger the little trollop, just w@nked him off. next time he is getting the works though, hope he doesn't clean his hampton, it smelt lush
 
#18
minister_doh_nut said:
Is it possible to rape yourself?

At about 6 PM this evenign I was sat in the office pondering on the day when I felt an urge to sexually assault myself. I wasn't in the mood and I didn't have a woody.

I took my own hands and agressivley ripped my trollies open and pull out my own genitals and began pumping fcuk out of it.

At this stage I wasn't up for it, so helped the proceedings along by calling myself a dirty little slag and mentioned that I was gagging for it and the sooner I consented the quicker it would be over.

I did make myself climax, but I didn't really enjoy it. I am now sat in a corner feeling sorry for myself wondering if I should call the police.

I have no evidence on my body of an attack and as soon as I shot I forced myself to eat it in order that the evidence be destroyed.

I am getting similar urges again now, but am tired, I might have to visit the knife drawer..

Am I rapist or a victim?

Was I asking for it? Was wearing tight jeans a mistake, am I giving out the wrong signals?
you obviously need to have a word with yourself...

by 6pm on any evening you should have been absolutely bladdered on wifebeater, naked and covered in baby oil, with a big black dildo up your arrse and thrapping yourself to with an inch of your life...

sober = rape
 
#19
What if you were a siamese twin with two heads? If one didn't want to be masturbated, and could feel it, but the other had control of the arms and hands....

Is that the holy grail of self rape?
 
#20
Praetorian said:
What if you were a siamese twin with two heads? If one didn't want to be masturbated, and could feel it, but the other had control of the arms and hands....

Is that the holy grail of self rape?
I wish I could transfer to (photo quality) paper,the image your sentence has just conjured up in my mind.
 

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