Did anyone witness some twat inflicting a wound on themselves? Buller Barracks 1985, recruit training troop. Some bloke from Battersea decides he doesn't want to play anymore and decides on a cunning plan to break his arm. He rests his arm between two chairs and lets someone drop a bumper on it. The troop of about 35 witness this, all crammed into the room. Someone is despatched to the guardroom to summon help. His arm is truly broken. We are all quizzed and the consensus of opinion is that a locker just fell over onto his arm. The corporals diidn't believe us as nobody had ever seen a locker just fall over. Anyway he was never seen again. Later, back up the lines in the grown up army, my mate had a flap of skin by his naval, a bit like a postage stamp that served no purpose.After several pints up the Alex he decides to carry out self surgery and slice said skin off with a gammy knife.... the blood, the blood!