I was in the local java joint and caught an article in a paper left about... Seems a chap in the US, A Fire Brigade Captain, was caught in one of the child porn on the interweeb sweeps 'cause he logged on to a kiddie fiddling site and was tracked by the cops. They obtained the search warrant and swarmed his house looking for any stash of photties on his puter or in his closet and while tossing the place discovered a cache of unregistered/illegal weapons and stumbled onto a mary jane grow up' garden'.. The guy is on 'suicide watch ' in the pokey because he asked one of the cops if he could borrow a gun to shoot himself because his career, his life was now f%%ked forever. He claimed that he was 'under some pressure' and, on a whim, was surfing for porn in a ' moment of weakness ' ... Anyone care to try and top that as a dumbass move ??