Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Rocketeer, May 31, 2009.

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  1. I was in the local java joint and caught an article in a paper left about...

    Seems a chap in the US, A Fire Brigade Captain, was caught in one of the child porn on the interweeb sweeps 'cause he logged on to a kiddie fiddling site and was tracked by the cops. They obtained the search warrant and swarmed his house looking for any stash of photties on his puter or in his closet and while tossing the place discovered a cache of unregistered/illegal weapons and stumbled onto a mary jane grow up' garden'..

    The guy is on 'suicide watch ' in the pokey because he asked one of the cops if he could borrow a gun to shoot himself because his career, his life was now f%%ked forever.

    He claimed that he was 'under some pressure' and, on a whim, was surfing for porn in a ' moment of weakness ' ...

    Anyone care to try and top that as a dumbass move ??
  2. Sounds like he would make a good MP
  3. shud have gave him a gun and videotape it so we can all watch sum sick shit to lmao
  4. But did he break any rules?
  5. BuggerAll

    BuggerAll LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    What is a Mary Jane Grow up garden? I hesitated to ask because I'm not sure I really want to know. I certainly don't want to Google in case my 'puter ends up with compromising downloads.

    I've always wondered how stress would turn somebody into a kiddy fiddler.
  6. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Its a small child gagging for it. Codeword 'puter'. Shtum, all right? Walk on.
  7. So you have no idea what Mary Jane is which would suggest you are very young, Go Googgle it and watch your pc have a real freaky meltdown man
    and stay off Arrse
  8. "Mary Jane"....marijuana
  9. BuggerAll

    BuggerAll LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Not that its any of your business but I well into my dotage and I've also been around a bit but I have never heard this expression before and I don't know what he means.

    Actually the only thing Google came back with was:


    So rather than flinging insults around to make yourself look clever either explain or fcuk off.
  10. rampant

    rampant LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Growing Cannabis under forced conditions in a sealed environment (cupboard/loft) using heat lamps
  11. BuggerAll

    BuggerAll LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Ah! Cheers. Live and learn.
  12. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Nice try. Those of us in the loop, know 'Mary Jane' refers to Mary Jane Spottiswoad who hung out around the disabled toliets in Sheperds Bush around 1979. "Blow Jobs For Pills Or What You Got?" was her mantra. I believe she married a banker, bless 'er.
  13. BuggerAll

    BuggerAll LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Was that her name? I never bothered to ask.
  14. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    A lovely girl. Calloused knees and a face like a painters radio. Mary Jane. Where are you now?