Whilst drinking with a Belgian chip shop bloke the other night, I think I remember that he told me that when he was in the congo he gambled his weeks wages away. To make up his losses he decided that he would beat himself up and put in a claim that he was set upon by a bunch of congolese codfish stabbers. I suppose under EU law, Belgian law would be the same as ours maybe? Apparently he eventually received 1600euros from the Belgian CIS. Surely this is utter chip shop bollocks as no one would believe this nonsense let alone a government who would have to foot the bill. Sounds worse than the sort of shite which comes out from the FBU in my book! Fuckin world's gone crazy but then???