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Selection???

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A quick question..i would just like to know what the 2 day selection process consists of in Edinburgh.. I am aware of the physical side ie:gym tests and mile an a half best effort but do ur medical tests and urine tests also take place in these 2days??
 
#3
more along the lines of pot in my system.hav'nt smoked it in 4weeks since i applied to join but want to be sure that the s**t is outta my system b4 i have to piss in any cups
 
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chokinthechicken said:
GundablazinUK ,Keep smokin it after you join, and you,ll be caught quick enough, and back on the shi-heap youv,e just come from.!!!!!

gIVE IT UP Maaaaaan.
This time il emphasise on the HAVENT smoked it for 4 weeks since i applied to join and even then it was a social smoke at the weekends with a pint. Dont you have some rims to steal or some gluebag to hit anyhow??
 
#8
Sh1t ya wants ta join up and ya now implying ya haven't got a dose, what sort of lilly livered wimp are you?
Get ya assre down the docks and pray the Fleets in ya gauranteed a packet of one of these matalo's, a Froggy one if ya rucky.
john
 
#9
The ironic thing is that harder drugs like cocaine flush through your system in less than a week, whilst cannabis, OTOH is detectable for well over six weeks depending on the type of testing regime used.

V!
 
#10
jonwilly said:
Sh1t ya wants ta join up and ya now implying ya haven't got a dose, what sort of lilly livered wimp are you?
Get ya assre down the docks and pray the Fleets in ya gauranteed a packet of one of these matalo's, a Froggy one if ya rucky.
john
Does this make sense to anyone else??I can only make sense of the first sentence

Yeah i DO want to join up,and i have'nt even passively inhaled any weed based on the fact that i want it that bad.I was going to wait till the end of the year to join but decided now was the time and as i said,having made that decision i have'nt been near the stuff since.As for being a wimp, i dont think i'd be joining Infantry if i had any doubts of where my courage lies.Especially the way the world seems to be going at this period in time.
 

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GunzablazinUK said:
jonwilly said:
Don't maka da sense and ya wants ta join up !
Oh my Buddha
john
I did'nt realise understanding Jibberish was a procedure for gettin into the army
Don't worry, Jonwilly is just someone we keep in a cupboard under the stairs to frighten off nosey children. Outside Scottish regiments, relatively few soldiers speak gibberish as their first language. If you lob a bottle of Johnnie Walker and twenty Embassy into his cage, he'll quieten down.
 
#17
Don't smoke an the smell of wishky these days has me at vomit stations. Was a Grouse/Black Bush man in my time but Smirrnoff Blue is the drink of choice these days.
john
Oh and years since I last caught a packet, turning into a right old miserable git.
 
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Jonwilly certainly did not write
"...i dont think i'd be joining Infantry if i had any doubts of where my courage lies."
Even I would not be so infantile to question anyones eles courage. I am against women soldiers but as has been said, If men had babies there'd be a whole less Bonking.
john
 
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jonwilly said:
Jonwilly certainly did not write
"...i dont think i'd be joining Infantry if i had any doubts of where my courage lies."
Even I would not be so infantile to question anyones eles courage. I am against women soldiers but as has been said, If men had babies there'd be a whole less Bonking.
john
No, instead Johnslittlewilly wrote some Jibberish that had no value to the topic of the thread.
You called me a 'lilly livered wimp' when you dont know me,have never met me and are in no position to judge me..And what do women soldiers have to do with this.If it was'nt for women you would'nt exsist so think before you type your pointless views on life.

I asked a valid question and if you have no answer then keep your Jibberish to yourself
 
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