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Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by LazyCaretaker, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. What do you call two skunks doing 69?

    Odor Eaters.
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    How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

    Five. One to declare that the bulb has violated the socket. One to secretly wish she was the socket. One to secretly wish she was the bulb. One to do it all by herself! And one to stand there and say: That's not funny!
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    How many body builders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    Five. One to screw it in, and the other four to stand around and say, "You're looking huge man."
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    How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Ten. Got a problem with that?
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