Seen On A Bumper Sticker

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  1. "If we don't stop immigration soon, this country will become as bad as the one they left"

    too late methinks
     
  2. "My other bumper sticker is funny..."
     
  3. BuggerAll

    BuggerAll LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    'COON HUNTERS FOR CHRIST' On the back of an old jalopy which we tried to overtake on the road to visit Jack Daniels Distillery in Tennessee.

    I'm reliably informed that a 'COON' is a raccoon but its still a scary ideas. The jalopy was old the driver was old but his gun rack was full!
     
  4. terroratthepicnic

    terroratthepicnic LE Reviewer Book Reviewer
    1. ARRSE Runners

    If you can read this message,
    then I can brake,
    and SUE YOU.
     
  5. Not scary at all, BA. Unless of course you are a coon.
     
  6. YesItsMe

    YesItsMe LE Good Egg (charities)

    2fast4u

    like that one :D
     
  7. If I want you up my arse I'll kiss you first
     
  8. Don't make me mad. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.


    I plan to live forever. So far, so good



    I didn't climb all the way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian



    or,




    http://www.funny2.com/bumper.htm
     
  9. Jesus loves you; everyone else thinks you're an asshole. :twisted:
     
  10. This is my bumper
     
  11. Some good ones there.

    I especially like:

    If you can read this, you're not the president.
     
  12. "Eure Armut kotzt mich an!"

    Your poverty makes me sick!

    On a Porsche. Very classy.

    "If you voted Bush, you don't know D1ck."

    Dubyas first shoo in.
     
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  14. or apparently seen on a red neck truck in Texas

    " Happiness is a belt fed weapon"
     
  15. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    Whoever has the most toys when he dies wins, sold in the Canex wanwright 1986, Yes I put one on my cardboard issued suitcase!