Seemingly benign things that bug you

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I don't know why but I fcuking hate coathangers. The way they all hook up with each other does my head in. Also the seeds in Peppers, they go everywhere.
 
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people that request that bloody JCB song on the radio because it 'reminds me of me and my son', wnakers!!
 
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Oven gloves. They are for fcuking wimps. So are novelty aprons for men. If you're wearing stuff that you are too afraid to get a bit of olive oil on, or blood, then you shouldn't be in the fcuking kitchen. Dial out for some cnuting pizza instead.

B*llocks, just thinking about aprons has made me grumpy. Off to watch Dragon's Den.

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Bloody time wasting sales telephone calls. Even if you do the biz with BT to block them, they come back like a rash! Bast**ds. :(
 
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Mobile ads. They're all full of impossibly hip, thin and sculpted people under 22 doing chic, underground-y things with their aggressively diverse group of friends, set to some club song (that you just know the ad writers are hoping will catch on with the youngsters).

The guy in the Phones 4 U ads may be an annoying little tw@t but at least he's not a skinny b!tch in lowrider jeans texting her friend at a diner to the tune of "dial up my nuuuuuuuumber..."
 
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People who sit in the middle lane on motorways even if its clear for miles ahead. Don’t know why it annoys me it just does.
 
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Middle lane drivers ! They should be made to sit in front of the Master driver for one million lectures It bugs the sh*t out of me. I deliberately undertake them to prove a point
 
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Bloody ring tones Adverts....

There you are, sat in front of the box, can of Stella in one hand, Kentucky Fried chicken bargain bucket in the other, watching “Strip Clubs of Halifax uncovered” on Men and Motors exhorting the viewer to download (whatever that means) from the internet (whatever that is) some ring-tones from the latest charts (whatever they are.) A ring-tone is apparently the noise one’s mobile phone makes when it rings. What amazed me about this ad was that it started with the question; “Are you embarrassed by your ring-tone?” Is it possible that there is such a person on the planet? Some-one who has such a pathetically low opinion of themselves, someone who is so lacking in personality and brains, some-one so vain, shallow and dim, that they would give a shit what other people thought of their ring tones? I dream of a world in which I have so few worries and problems, that I could give a damn about what my f@cking mobile phone sounds like when it rings!


It’s disgraceful. I don’t want to see ferking frogs on motorbikes, when I’ve tuned in to watch “Extreme Pint Pulling” on Challenge TV. Bloody tossers!!!!
 
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Injured or Hurt at work in the last 3 years..... (Doubt it)

Had an accident that wasn't your fault ....... (No Doubt About It)

Just call..... AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

F*cking spongers making money out of other f*cking spongers :twisted: :twisted:

Hate the Lot of Them!!

Rant Over

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When you’re walking along a pavement just wide enough for two people to walk side by side (space for over taking), railing on one side, hedge on the other:
There is always some elderly person, fat person, mother with pram, etc walking far to bloody slow and not leaving enough space for the rest of us to move around them :evil:
Cnuts
 
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CAARPS said:
People who sit in the middle lane on motorways even if its clear for miles ahead. Don’t know why it annoys me it just does.
This is not really PC. Have you ever looked to see who is driving that bloody middle lane car? Five will get you ten, he is wearing a turban or has a really good tan! Possibly something to do with two lane traffic only in the homeland? :(
 
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the_guru said:
Middle lane drivers ! They should be made to sit in front of the Master driver for one million lectures It bugs the sh*t out of me. I deliberately undertake them to prove a point
you're not the only one who constantly has to undertake. i'm with you on that one.
 
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Tourists, especially the ones in Central London, especially slow lost fcukers who just happen stop right in front of you when you're in a rush on your break, or the ones who ask you if you know where Traf Sq are when Nelson's standing there frigging 10 yards away. So far, a few of them think the South African HC is the CRE (my colleague was asked), Parliament Square(green) is Picnic Central and Horse Guards/National Gallery is Buck House. Spend the two quid for a map for gawd's sake.

And nosy shites on the train trying to read my newspaper/book/what I'm doing. Go to a sodding shop and buy your own. :D
 
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Mrs msquared Not putting the cnuting top on the toothpaste Grrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Other Drivers on the A2 at 07.30 F uck Off you cnuts
slurpslurp OK just easing to a nice bottle of red. Tthe second one winds me up BUT not as much as the first one Ahhh!!!!!!!!!!
 
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People who slurp drinks and eat noisily should be killed....twice!!
 
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Tony Blair. Seems nice but you just can feel the hand flexing before going straight up your rectum!! :eek:
 

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Cuddles said:
Tony Blair. Seems nice but you just can feel the hand flexing before going straight up your rectum!! :eek:
On the same theme (or similar) - trade union stewards who don't want to work so spend their time talking to their 'members' and still do feck all for them. They really grip my shit.

There are many stewards, union reps who do good work for their members and work with them and the bosses to get the job they are paid for done. It is the ones who see the union as the easy way out that p isses me off - they ususally don't give a s hit for anyone but themselves.

Those of you who have not experienced civilian life, think twice (or thrice) before comment.
 
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