Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by golden_showers, Dec 14, 2006.

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  1. Bored decent bloke type seeks tall, slim, busty, attractive bird type that enjoys cooking, cleaning, ironing, water sports, looking after decent bloke type, sex of all varieties, NOT talking and worship the ground I walk on.

    MUST be able to make a decent bacon sarnie.
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    I thought you were after one of these.
  3. Your taking the p1ss!
  4. To be honest mate....... Any fcuking hole will do at the minute!
  5. you're a munter then I take it?
  6. It is the year 2006 not 1926
  7. Hopefully.....
  8. Aye sweetheart, much like yourself so I've heard
  9. Just wondering golden, are you a private in the Parachute Regiment?

  10. You heard correctly. Lick my hoop, be a mate.

  11. Oh FFS, not another alta ego of Dales is it?
  12. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)


    Moody would break him with one fart!
  13. With pleasure darlin'... Give me a time and a place 8O
  14. Toilet humour? :)
  15. I'll meet you down Cheeks this Friday night....I'll be the really fat one wearing my stomach as a kilt.