Seeking

#1
Bored decent bloke type seeks tall, slim, busty, attractive bird type that enjoys cooking, cleaning, ironing, water sports, looking after decent bloke type, sex of all varieties, NOT talking and worship the ground I walk on.

MUST be able to make a decent bacon sarnie.
 
#3
Your taking the p1ss!
 
#6
golden_showers said:
Bored decent bloke type seeks tall, slim, busty, attractive bird type that enjoys cooking, cleaning, ironing, water sports, looking after decent bloke type, sex of all varieties, NOT talking and worship the ground I walk on.

MUST be able to make a decent bacon sarnie.
It is the year 2006 not 1926
 
#9
golden_showers said:
TheBigUn said:
Your taking the p1ss!
Hopefully.....
Just wondering golden, are you a private in the Parachute Regiment?
 
#14
Toilet humour? :)
 
#18
golden_showers said:
Moodybitch said:
golden_showers said:
With pleasure darlin'... Give me a time and a place 8O
I'll meet you down Cheeks this Friday night....I'll be the really fat one wearing my stomach as a kilt.
Wonderful, it's a date :)
Get a 2 litre bottle of water down yer neck before you go! :wink:
 

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