Seek Ye The Lord In All Things

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Rocketeer, Jul 5, 2009.

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  1. There's a knock at my door and a young lady stands there holding a cheaply printed newsrag.
    Jehovah's Witness flogging the Watchtower.. somehow she got past the concertina wire and the IED's..
    Tells me that I should pray to the Lord always and everywhere, not just in Church on Sundays.
    Pray at work, at play, while driving, shopping .. anytime is prayer time..

    So I ask " Should I pray during sex?"

    She starts to turn a bit red around the cheeks but, filled with religious zeal replies. " Yes, you should. After all 'Sex' is one of God's gifts we should be thankful for. "
    " Does saying ' OH, GOD, YES!!' a lot, count as prayer?" I ask

    she didn't give me an answer as she was running down the street.
     
  2. So that'll be a no then, good chat up line though. Did you ask her if she wanted to the true coming of the Lord?
     
  3. You should have offered to administer extreme unction :D