See you on the dancefloor!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Koschei, Dec 29, 2011.

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  1. Pocket full of roofies and I'm good to go.


    How're you spending your New Year's Eve?
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  2. With a cup of tea and an early night.
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  3. I'm wanking into Legs cup of tea, then going out on the lash.
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  4. PA is apparently fucking a microwaved goose then having a chinese!!
  5. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    off up to manc for a small houseparty with friends I havent seen for a while.
  6. Curry, fireworks, Champagne and beer in the company of my neighbours.
  7. I'll be in bed by 20:30, then up at 22:30, 23:00, 01:00, 03:00 and 05:30. My 7 Month old son is not sleeping right at the moment so I will try and catch some zeds..... fuck partying.
  8. I ll be up the Old Nag.

    No, hang on, oh yeh, I ll be out with the mistress.
  9. Is that from Alice Cooper's 'Raped and Freezing'?
  10. I'm working, again. So will be putting up with drunken Cunts.
  11. Invited to a party where me good lady and her rather nice friend are dressing as tarts

    THERE IS A GOD :boogie:
  12. : The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

    Not my words, obviously. Unless you share, the above is fitting,

  13. In that case


    Cos Im a monstrous cunt who will inevitably burn anyway
  14. Jack bastard :)
  15. Ill be spending my new year drinking too much and looking like a tw@.. Repeat of christ mas really!