See if youre Taliban Material

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by still21inmymind, Aug 17, 2008.

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  1. 10. You refine heroin for a living, but have a moral objection to beer..

    9. You own a £1,500 machine gun and a £5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

    8. You have more wives than teeth.

    7. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

    6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.

    5. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your clothes.

    4. You've never been asked, "Does this burka make my arse look big?"

    3. You're amazed to discover that mobile phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

    2. A common compliment is, "I love what you've done with your cave."

    And, the NUMBER ONE SIGN you might be a member of the Taliban:

    1. You wipe your arse with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean!
     
  2. Fuck me you've described the population of Leicester.
     
  3. You're a mother looking at the photos of her dead 'martyr' sons.
    Don't they blow up fast?
     
  4. As a member of the unclean, can I ask which hand?.
    After all I would not want you to pass me a bowl of pigs eyes after you had just wiped your arrrrrse.
     
  5. Probably the one not cut off for theft
     
  6. So the answer is, dont eat in the middle ost.

    Unless you like little "persons".

    oooops, sorry, officers excluded of course.
     
  7. not as fast as //////?????

    how wold you know?
     
  8. You forgot "You've ever had a crush on your neighbours goat"
     
  9. all you need to do is see if you bear any likeness to any of the bad guys in team america
     
  10. There is no need of peronell insults.

    One day you will thank the village goat.
     
  11. not forgetting the french.

    raping camels introduced syph to the humans.

    funny how this info is blocked.
     
  12. The correct phraseology for question 4 is "Does my Bomb look big in this?"