See A Yorkshireman Weep

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by maninblack, May 25, 2013.

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  1. maninblack

    maninblack LE Book Reviewer

    Ladies and gentlemen,

    Here is your chance to see a Yorkshiremen weep. We are famous for short arms and deep pockets and never buying a round when there is a Southerner in the bar.

    Anyway, I have a purple beer voucher, normally only to be exchanged for Timothey Taylor's Landlord of ferret food which I will give to Holidays for Heroes (soaked with tears) if my friend wins this Facebook photogrphic competition.

    All you have to do to deprive me of a weekend's beer is click on the giraffe picture and "like" it. (That's the orange animal that you can also see at Flamingo Land near Scarborough for fellow Yorkshiremen)

    If enough of you do it I will have no beer and the ferret will have to catch rabbits or eat the whippet.

    Yours in dread of financial loss.

  2. Any piccies of Paula?
  3. I thought I had 6 rolls of pictures when I went to Kenya in '83, only to discover when I got back my camera was fecked

    Here you go

  4. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

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  5. maninblack

    maninblack LE Book Reviewer

    Biccies, I didn't know Snail had grown her hair.
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  6. I also am not on facebitchwhinegossipmoan.
    So this Paula, how dirty is she?
  7. There was 50,000 of them crying at wembley back in 1973.
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  8. Who told her that that 'dress' was a good idea?

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    Presumably it's meant to distract innocent passers-by from her cage-fighter's neck, but she still looks like she belongs on the front of the SS Woebegone.

    Or a cathedral near you;

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  9. What dress - all I see is an allotment, are there troops hiding in there?

    (The skanky dead whore).
  10. Aaahh you protest too much. I bet you wore the "Dolmio grin" with her.

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  11. Me not on this type of media either.
    And as this is the naafi any clunge/titty shots of Paula?