Seduce Someone in Four Words

Do your pissflaps smell.
 
You know those three little words that women love to hear you say to them every now and then.

Well blokes like to hear those words just as much.

"Shall I drive"
 
Who's your fit mate.
 

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I'm Friday's euromillions winner.
 
Swallow this it's protein
 

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