Security professionals' advice

Never look another man in the eye when you eat a banana.

Removes all sorts of possible confusions.

Unless you are playing poker for money, then anything to destroy all rational thought in your opponents
 
You must be joking!

I've got two pallet loads of Reichsmarks here, that Adolf gave me, bloody worthless!
I'll give you a good rate if you want these.............



<cough> found three mfo boxes full of them.
 
Don't eat yellow snow.
Don't trust a dog with orange eyebrows
Don't do anything I wouldn't do, if you ever find anything I wouldn't do.


It's the only advice I give.
Plus:

Don't wear brown shoes with a blue suit;

Never play cards with anyone named after a city.



Sent from my S41 using Tapatalk
 

Latest Threads

Top