Secrets of flirting revealed

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  1. msr

    msr LE

    Telling a prospective partner "I really like you" is likely to encourage the chosen target to reciprocate the feelings.

    Research revealed that if a person shows someone their feelings, through eye contact, smiling - or simply telling them - they are more likely to return the sentiment.

    Yet more research from 'Bear Excrement found in Forests' Dept.

  2. "Social Cues" hmm so thats why walking up to a bird with my c0ck out, saying/drooling "I like you lots" doesnt work...I will try eye contact next time!!!
  3. Ah yes, showing her your Japs Eye, don't see a problem with that!!
  4. further towards aiding you in your 'social cues' training Eye's are not at breast level :wink:
  5. Thank you Halo for your kind advice.....a good cleavage is irresitable :roll:
  6. Charlieoppo...this is true....just ask the girl's in Classroom 2
  7. Stick your wang in her hand and burst into tears. They always go for the sensitive blokes.
  8. The best conversation starter, ever, is:

    "Can I dry bum you"?

    No, really, it is.