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Secret

#1
whilst out walking the dog along a beach in north Scotland tonight I picked up a green plastic cover which has the following on it .
SECRET
ASW Master PLAN (U)

UNITED STATES NAVY CHIEF OF NAVAL OPERATIONS (SEAL)

REPRODUCTION REQUIRES APPROVAL OF ORINGINATOR OR HIGHER DOD AUTHORITY

FURTHER CROSS OR CLOSE EXAMINATION ONLY AS DIRECTED BY ORIGINATOR OR HIGHER DOD AUTHORITY

NOT RELEASABLE TO FOREIGN NATIONALS
.
CLASSIFIED BY MULIPLE SOURCES REVIEW ON 1 DECEMBER 10

Strange thing to be washed up on a Moray beach
 
#9
Yeah, you say you found it on the beach.You know that Julian Assange? That's you that is.

Them CIAys, yes, they never go looking on the tinterweb, your "secret" ' s safe here.

If you're still alive to read this and your house isn't a pile of burning rubble HAND YOURSELF IN NOW.
 

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