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Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by single malt, Jul 11, 2012.

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  1. whilst out walking the dog along a beach in north Scotland tonight I picked up a green plastic cover which has the following on it .
    SECRET
    ASW Master PLAN (U)

    UNITED STATES NAVY CHIEF OF NAVAL OPERATIONS (SEAL)

    REPRODUCTION REQUIRES APPROVAL OF ORINGINATOR OR HIGHER DOD AUTHORITY

    FURTHER CROSS OR CLOSE EXAMINATION ONLY AS DIRECTED BY ORIGINATOR OR HIGHER DOD AUTHORITY

    NOT RELEASABLE TO FOREIGN NATIONALS
    .
    CLASSIFIED BY MULIPLE SOURCES REVIEW ON 1 DECEMBER 10

    Strange thing to be washed up on a Moray beach
     
  2. It comes from Chernoblyl
     
  3. Sell it on EBay. Am sure someone will want a loose cover
     
  4. You got a Schecter Strat? On you go...

     
  5. ASW Master PLAN = Anti-Submarine Warfare Master plan

    the google force is strong on this one ;-)
     
  6. Never thought of google thought it was a secret=-D
    does this mean I have blown their cover
     
  7. I`d move house....now.
     
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  8. It's chipped there on to you already , your life has just gone here>>>:toilet:
     
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  9. Yeah, you say you found it on the beach.You know that Julian Assange? That's you that is.

    Them CIAys, yes, they never go looking on the tinterweb, your "secret" ' s safe here.

    If you're still alive to read this and your house isn't a pile of burning rubble HAND YOURSELF IN NOW.
     
  10. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

  11. You are now in a spot of bother.

    Do you know what rendition flights enjoy more than red handed Islamist?

    Guilty sapper.
     
  12. chrisg46

    chrisg46 LE Book Reviewer

    PLAN could also be Peoples Liberation Army Navy, in which case, you are double fucked. Save up for that bullet.
     
  13. Ok chaps I will now go under cover :bom:
     
  14. But they now have your IP address?

    T-32 minutes.
     
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  15. Contact Jumping jar head ASAP he has sneaky beaky friends in murky places.
     

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