Regards and enjoy your SS pension, and thanks for the years of service to the Nation, an MBE is in the bag.
All the chicks miss you and cry themselves to sleep everynight.
You understand we had to pension you off as we couldn't provide you with a flash enough motor, or any totty you hadn't already whooped. Nor could we find and enemy or aggressor that you weren't capable of shoeing and dishing some fist to.
Congratulations, you scored 98%. Please send you name and address to be included into our free time share draw, which takes place every night (PLEASE NOTE: Sending your name and address does not mean you are accepted for Secret Service Training. A Time Share rep may call to your house to discuss career opportunities).
hehehe sumone get me my dry cleaning chop chop am off to be a squirrel!
YOU SCORED: 73.99 %
Top Drawer - congratulations.
It appears that you may have what it takes to become a full service agent. You are clever, knowledgeable and have lightening reflexes.
Fulfil your potential and you'll be cruising your way around the world with other Double Os before you can say Vodka Martini. Don't attempt to contact us, say your goodbyes and we'll pick you up in 30 minutes from there.