Secret Santa

As it's nearly christmas (well, we all bug out on leave soon)...

whats the daftest, weirdest, howling xmas present you have recieved via secret santa?

we have one set up for our troop this year, and after ideas!
I placed a pair of kidneys in chicken breast skin and sewed it all up like a ball bag.

I wrapped it in crimbo paper and it was duly presented to a woman in comfortable shoes by an innocent party.

Oh, her face was something to behold.

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