Secret Santa

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by MAD_FERRET, Nov 19, 2007.

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  1. As it's nearly christmas (well, we all bug out on leave soon)...

    whats the daftest, weirdest, howling xmas present you have recieved via secret santa?

    we have one set up for our troop this year, and after ideas!
  2. Hula Hoop
  3. Darth Vader
  4. A rubber duck.
  5. Chlamydia
  6. Electric Nose Picker

    rubber finger with a length of electroflex n'plug hanging out the severed end...
  7. A large leek, and a jar of Vas. Works better in Welsh REGs.
  8. I placed a pair of kidneys in chicken breast skin and sewed it all up like a ball bag.

    I wrapped it in crimbo paper and it was duly presented to a woman in comfortable shoes by an innocent party.

    Oh, her face was something to behold.
  9. Microwave egg poachers
  10. Brown breasted worry balls?
  11. A Badger shaped dog grooming comb.

    I have neither a dog nor hair.
  12. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    There is some some good stuff on here:

    Including this gem for a tenner! :

  13. oldbaldy

    oldbaldy LE Moderator Good Egg (charities)
    1. Battlefield Tours

    Did you get the towel as well?