Secret Santa

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by charliecharlieone, Dec 6, 2005.

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  1. Anybody got any good ideas for secret santa prezzies. Or has anybody been on the end of a pish take prezzie???
  2. these are ones that I've tried and have gone down like a lead balloon.

    packet of 10 fags
    packet of tenna lady (individally wrapped)
    cheapo plastic bow and arrow set
    picture of Jesus (Le Sacre Coeur to be precise)
  3. RTFQ


    A picture of me in a cheesey frame. That did NOT go down well, as everyone else had spent their 20 euros on CDs and DVDs.
  4. 1 pound one way flight to some godforsaken airport in eastern Europe with sleazyjet...Always gets a laugh!
  5. Secret Santa’s should have a set price, The one this year with a bunch of army club mates was £6.72.
    I got a "Chad Valley Action Squad" set and a novelty condom.
    Other gifts were the usual bad taste suspects:
    anal beads and lube
    Mug with stripping woman on it
    so on and so forth

    I guess you have to gear the gifts to the group/person...
  6. Dogshit in a bag. It looks quite nice if you sprinkle some glitter on it.
  7. ...excellent idea!
  8. 3 x Tins of Spam
  9. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Depends if you like the person

    Dooley's 6 shots of toffee liquer are just under £5 in supermarket whilst got a 6 shots of twister vodka for £5.49
  10. I once gave an albino girl I know “tan in a can”, she was not impressed and swiftly refused to sleep with me… but then she always refused to sleep with me :D
  11. I once gave an albeano girl I know “tan in a can”

    That's a new monitor you owe me.....
  12. My last Christmas in London I received some chocolate body paint (with brush) and a wanking monkey toy! :lol:
  13. In the past I have bought the following humourous presents for various secret santa victims

    A big home made ex-lax chocolate bar disguised as Dairy Milk
    A can of Goldspot Breath Freshener
    A shelf (for a single 35 yr old munter)
    A Hi Karate aftershave set (Fcuk that stuff stinks)
    A Tube of anal lube
    A badly fitting hairpiece
    A tub of Slimfast

    Basically the more evil the better if its anonymous and you know who youre buying for :lol:
  14. A condom with some mayonnaise in it.
  15. 1 x shoehorn
    1 x albatros wing
    1 x trundle wheel