Secret Santa, hmm what to buy what to buy...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by chrisg46, Dec 3, 2008.

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  1. chrisg46

    chrisg46 LE Book Reviewer

    In my office, for the annual shenanigans otherwise known as Secret Santa, i have drawn the name of a colleague who is ex-crab, and now a keen airsofter :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
    What can i get him? price limit is a tenner...
     
  2. A real gun to top himself with, but probably not for a tenner.

    I know someone who will break his kneecaps for a tenner?
     
  3. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    A ball-gag.
     
  4. Blue Unction
     
  5. Seconded!
     
  6. Crab sandwich and a copy of "airsofters monthly" for him to thrap himself silly over?
     
  7. It's a bit outside your budget but available on the never never. That special gift for the ex-crab in your life.

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    :puker: :puker: :puker: :puker: :puker: :puker: :puker: :puker: :puker:
     
  8. A cheapo iron so he can press his airsoft kit, something he never did much of in his light blue polyester suit from HM Armed Forces and Sons...
     
  9. [​IMG]

    Could be more in your price range?

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    Image above is beyond your price range, but at least everyone in your office will know he's a w*nker.
     
  10. Got to be a butt plug......he'll love it!
     
  11. 8O Where on Earth did you find that monstrosity? It's the sort of thing my aunt would love, but I didn't realise there were other people out there with her lack of taste and style!
     
  12. It gets worse...

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    Mind you, it is £125.00.
     
  13. A life?
     
  14. It seems it's easy to find commemorative RAF stuff so I did a search for commemorative Army stuff and found this in a books list for £10.50:

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    Apologies to all the ARRSE ladies, for some reason I anticipate a few wise cracks (did you see what I did there) might be on their way. :D
     
  15. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    Buy him an anne summers catalogue as he is obviously a wackner!