Secret Santa, hmm what to buy what to buy...

chrisg46

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#1
In my office, for the annual shenanigans otherwise known as Secret Santa, i have drawn the name of a colleague who is ex-crab, and now a keen airsofter :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
What can i get him? price limit is a tenner...
 
#2
A real gun to top himself with, but probably not for a tenner.

I know someone who will break his kneecaps for a tenner?
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#3
A ball-gag.
 
#7
It's a bit outside your budget but available on the never never. That special gift for the ex-crab in your life.



:puker: :puker: :puker: :puker: :puker: :puker: :puker: :puker: :puker:
 
#8
A cheapo iron so he can press his airsoft kit, something he never did much of in his light blue polyester suit from HM Armed Forces and Sons...
 
#9


Could be more in your price range?



Image above is beyond your price range, but at least everyone in your office will know he's a w*nker.
 
#11
Bigdishything said:
It's a bit outside your budget but available on the never never. That special gift for the ex-crab in your life.
8O Where on Earth did you find that monstrosity? It's the sort of thing my aunt would love, but I didn't realise there were other people out there with her lack of taste and style!
 
#12
DozyBint said:
Bigdishything said:
It's a bit outside your budget but available on the never never. That special gift for the ex-crab in your life.
8O Where on Earth did you find that monstrosity? It's the sort of thing my aunt would love, but I didn't realise there were other people out there with her lack of taste and style!
It gets worse...



Mind you, it is £125.00.
 
#14
It seems it's easy to find commemorative RAF stuff so I did a search for commemorative Army stuff and found this in a books list for £10.50:



Apologies to all the ARRSE ladies, for some reason I anticipate a few wise cracks (did you see what I did there) might be on their way. :D
 

ugly

LE
Moderator
#15
Buy him an anne summers catalogue as he is obviously a wackner!
 
#16
Wondered how long it'd take for the "Corporate" RAF sh*te to come out.....truly embarrased by it......why not buy him £10 worth of cyanide briquettes...
 

ugly

LE
Moderator
#17
Oh how glad I am that I was a pongo! Not a shiny trousered shift worker!
 
#19
You know, thought this was going to be for a lass, then i would have suggested Rohypinol, or a large dildo.

Hmm....

Just get him a load of BB's maybe? Or you could go the RAF route.
 

chrisg46

LE
Book Reviewer
#20
Airsoft BB's was my first thought... What's the book that Walter Mitty makes his appearence in?
 

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