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Secret of new Secretary of State revealed!

Shabash DD, excellent. Unfortunately Swiss Tony has about fifty per cent more grasp of military/defence issues and is probably several times more ethical than the new man. After all he was Party Chairman during the "peerages for cash" farrago - so Swiss tony may well be a good alter-ego for him.

Wikipedia sums it up - "He is widely seen as being far too inexperienced to run a department as important as the MOD." Of course Wikipedia may be making the common error we all suffer from, we assume that Tony thinks that the MOD is important!

Des mate, if you are reading your cuttings this morning - How are you getting on with your single most important goal, the national register of drug-dealers? Oh, not quite there yet? After 9 years too...

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