Sorry to dash anyone's hopes of some surreptitious porn.... This is about the new mobile service called Secret Love where for the bargain sum of £ 9.00 per week ( a mere £40 per month) you can send THREE text messages (per week!) and have some crystal ball text you back with the name of your true love!!!! Are our kids these days that fcuking stupid as to believe this shite? Don't answer that - unfortunately, I know the answer!!! It wouldn't be so bad if you actually managed to score with every name that you were texted, that would mean 156 new notches in the headboard every year, but somehow I fear that may not be the case.