Secret Love

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by SlimeyToad, Dec 26, 2007.

Welcome to the Army Rumour Service, ARRSE

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial military website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1. Sorry to dash anyone's hopes of some surreptitious porn....

    This is about the new mobile service called Secret Love where for the bargain sum of £ 9.00 per week ( a mere £40 per month) you can send THREE text messages (per week!) and have some crystal ball text you back with the name of your true love!!!!

    Are our kids these days that fcuking stupid as to believe this shite? Don't answer that - unfortunately, I know the answer!!!

    It wouldn't be so bad if you actually managed to score with every name that you were texted, that would mean 156 new notches in the headboard every year, but somehow I fear that may not be the case. :roll: :roll:
  2. yeh for that 40 quid you could easily have loads of webcam action for more than a month
  3. or blow it all on cheap, eastern european girls in the town.
  4. Or send me the cash, and I'll text you back FIVE names a week.
  5. Don't do any Chinky brass in Brighton at £60 a throw and an extra £20 to eat her. (pussy that is)
  6. If you do that, do you feel the need to do it again a couple of hours later?

    Just wondering... :lol:
  7. snigger
  8. Send me the cash and I'll send you a name each and every day.

    Here's a starter for free:

    Mary the Minger
  9. Oi keep my mum out of this :D