Second Opinion

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by ricardo868, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Mrs. Jones goes to the doctor for a full medical.

    After an hour or so, the doctor looks at Mrs. Jones and says the following: "Mrs. Jones, overall you are very healthy for a 45 year old. There is however, only one problem. You are 40 pounds overweight and bordering on obese. I would strongly suggest that you diet now to save any complications in later years."

    She looks sternly at him and says, "I demand a second opinion".

    "OK" he says, "you're fucking ugly as well!"