Never. A British weapon would suffice, which speaks loudly and forcefully but in RP. @Stonker, after his tiresome day, needs good whisky and the satisfaction of having goaded a fellow sitemember into an early, painful and horribly undignified eternity. He's the site's Major C. Scott MC, cad that he is.The shame. I'd suggest you ask for the mess Webley, but after that admission perhaps a derringer would suffice?
(Don't mean that; just the Laphroaig talking. Good thing it's not Kentucky's product, or I'd quote from 'Natural Born Killers'.)