SEBASTIAN SHAKESPEARE: SAS hero launches full frontal assault on the Army's diversity drive

[Dan Gleebles]

I think you mean Bushido.

Bushido is a Mexican sausage roll.

 

[Unremarkable]

Yes it's called burrito

By an odd coincidence I'm eating one even now.

 

[Cold_Collation]

Bushido is a Mexican sausage roll.

Taco notice.

 

[bobthebuilder]

Bushido is a Mexican sausage roll.

Whereas bushada is Japanese for wrong hole.

 

[Dan Gleebles]

Whereas bushada is Japanese for wrong hole.

I won't ask how you know that.

 

[triggerigger]

I think you mean Bushido.

Wah

 

[Unremarkable]

I think you mean Bushido.

Isn't that Japanese topiary?

 

[rickshaw-major]

By an odd coincidence I'm eating one even now.

What? A Bushido? Ach weel, it's the weekend!

 

[bobthebuilder]

I won't ask how you know that.

Old joke. Something about a business man on a trip to Japan being provided with company for the night by his hosts. She’s screaming “bushada” so he bangs away harder. Next day he’s golfing with his hosts and gets a hole in one. They all smile politely, but tell him “bushada”. When he asks them what is means they tell him “wrong hole”.

 

[Unremarkable]

What? A Bushido? Ach weel, it's the weekend!

Hai!
...or si?

 

[Cutaway]

Whereas bushada is Japanese for wrong hole.

I think it's, "machigatta ana."


Just don't ask me why I know that.

 

[retread2]

I think it's, "machigatta ana."


Just don't ask me why I know that.

You do the subtitles on 'those' DVDs, don't you?

 

[Cutaway]

You do the subtitles on 'those' DVDs, don't you?

It's not as easy as you think, try spelling, "Uuurrrggghhhh !" in Korean.

 

[Stonker]

It's one thing for anonymous usernames to discuss diversity on arrse, but this time there's an illustrious General calling it out (albeit retired).

Indeed.

But he's making a reasoned point based on military effectiveness.

He's not writing off swathes of people because their (insert here : gender/orientation/ethnicity/faith) automatically renders them lesser beings, or part of an existential threat to either British values or our combat capabilities.

 

[Whiskybreath]

a reasoned point based on military effectiveness

No, that's the other one.

 

[Stonker]

No, that's the other one.

Nah. Say Again In Clear.

 

[Whiskybreath]

 

[Whiskybreath]

Apologies for sarcasm; can't help it sometimes. I am what the BBC has made me.

 

[Stonker]

Apologies for sarcasm; can't help it sometimes. I am what the BBC has made me.

It went "whoosh" even at the second attempt.

Long day, brain fried, spoonfeed me with clarity of meaning or give up.

Sorry.

 

[Richard Headicus]

Apologies for sarcasm; can't help it sometimes. I am what the BBC has made me.

The shame. I'd suggest you ask for the mess Webley, but after that admission perhaps a derringer would suffice?