i was helping someone return a van to a company in nottingham the other day. the other driver did not know where he was going so i was leading him there. we got split up so i pulled over into a layby & lett him past, he then pulled over to let me past him once again. the car in ahead of me & myself passed the van, cue the blue flashing lights & sirens. pulled over because our wheels had crossed the solid white line on the road. there was no traffic coming from the other direction at all. got breathalysed & had to surrender my licenece to "filth". explained that i needed my licence to re-deploy back out to afghan after xmas. he then went into full his ex-squaddie mode "use your fmt600, get your rmtwo to square it away............". yeah i did a few tears in the army mate he told me. only humorous part was listening to the other bloke come out with "do you know i am an officer in the RAF" so thanks to that useless fat scouse cnut, you made my xmas with the£60 fine & 3 points, most of all the GBH of the ear from the doris. i really really really hope your pay-rise gets back dated you fecking cnuts.