when i was a lad, some dip stick got sold horse shit the dealer told was top of the range weed, he got jailed and booted as the offence was he had intended to buy the real deal.Big bottle of talcum powder.
Chop talc into 8 inch lines
Rolled up £20 note.
Invite RMP to partake.
You've done nothing wrong, it's only talcum powder.
How times change years back people would have been trying to dump gash rounds and dead hookers