Searching for a long-legged female - Part III

#1
Ok, after the previous 2 threads got trashed , this is the 3rd one.

Now, PTP is passing interested in talking to women with legs up to their armpits , that's not the only criteria but it don't hurt.

So.....

If you're;

1. Intelligent
2. Leggy
3. Attractive
4. Not suffering from terminal insecurity issues, and a SCH
5. Take an interest in Current Affairs and by that , I don't mean the bloke you're trying to /are shagging on Arrse this week
6. Are a nice person

....then make yourselves known, and get a piccie up.

No, it's not just for me, loads of Male arrsers interested in the same thing, but we've a shortage of leggy eye-candy hereabouts (Boo2/Brite/Moody/Gilly stand fast)

In your own time ladies.

I'm sure some enterprising Arrse female will start an equivalent thread :D
 
#3
PTP,

I fear you may be setting your standards far too high.

Me, I'm happy with anything that's got a pulse and a shadow....
 
#4
One would assume the quid pro quo here is that you actually need to let these ladies know what you have to offer to the mix PTP. Some integrity/honesty may be required to teper the flamboyancy however as, on a public domain, others may feel inclined to disagree!
 
#5
That's your first mistake Ant, assuming there will be a quid pro quo. I also said talk to as opposed to nail to the nearest kitchen table.

Anyway , I am doing this for Arrse males everywhere, in a philanthropic gesture.

Brite.........:D
 
#7
PartTimePongo said:
That's your first mistake Ant, assuming there will be a quid pro quo. I also said talk to as opposed to nail to the nearest kitchen table.

Anyway , I am doing this for Arrse males everywhere, in a philanthropic gesture.

Brite.........:D
There is your first mistake.

I purely meant that there is no incentive for these ladies to show themselves if they fit your somewhat shakey criteria.

If you were being purely philanthropic you would have posted something to draw them out. E.g.

Young, single, Tall, well spoken and educated chap seeks XYZ. (If those are my stats I couldn't say past example level). Posts to the thread with return details preferred, PMs if no other option but be prepared to be referred to a suitable fellow arrser if felt incompatiable. See?
 
#9
antphilip said:
PartTimePongo said:
That's your first mistake Ant, assuming there will be a quid pro quo. I also said talk to as opposed to nail to the nearest kitchen table.

Anyway , I am doing this for Arrse males everywhere, in a philanthropic gesture.

Brite.........:D
There is your first mistake.

I purely meant that there is no incentive for these ladies to show themselves if they fit your somewhat shakey criteria.

If you were being purely philanthropic you would have posted something to draw them out. E.g.

Young, single, Tall, well spoken and educated chap seeks XYZ. (If those are my stats I couldn't say past example level). Posts to the thread with return details preferred, PMs if no other option but be prepared to be referred to a suitable fellow arrser if felt incompatiable. See?
OI! there's only room for one match maker on ARRSE and it's not you soap boy!

Beebs x

PS what he said PTP.
 
#11
blessed baby cakes said:
antphilip said:
PartTimePongo said:
That's your first mistake Ant, assuming there will be a quid pro quo. I also said talk to as opposed to nail to the nearest kitchen table.

Anyway , I am doing this for Arrse males everywhere, in a philanthropic gesture.

Brite.........:D
There is your first mistake.

I purely meant that there is no incentive for these ladies to show themselves if they fit your somewhat shakey criteria.

If you were being purely philanthropic you would have posted something to draw them out. E.g.

Young, single, Tall, well spoken and educated chap seeks XYZ. (If those are my stats I couldn't say past example level). Posts to the thread with return details preferred, PMs if no other option but be prepared to be referred to a suitable fellow arrser if felt incompatiable. See?
OI! there's only room for one match maker on ARRSE and it's not you soap boy!

Beebs x

PS what he said PTP.
Of course, the referral would have been to you to then refer as appropriate being mummy arrse etc. :D
 
#12
PartTimePongo said:
....then make yourselves known, and get a piccie up.:D
Now, how much stick are we females going to get if we start posting our pics on here - I mean, look at all the crap that was thrown at me when I first dared to post! 8O
 
#13
#14
We could start the arrse dating service. Everyone should post a wee profile and then a profile of what they are looking for in the opposite sex and we could match them up.

P.s Bennett, you're a gwa so you don't really get much option in anything you should take what you can.
 
#15
jest265 said:
We could start the arrse dating service. Everyone should post a wee profile and then a profile of what they are looking for in the opposite sex and we could match them up.
Golden showers Jest?
 
#16
Then maqybe we need a gallery with the comments turned off linked to this forum?
 
#17
PartTimePongo said:
Then maqybe we need a gallery with the comments turned off linked to this forum?
Ok for the civilian populus, perhaps not so good for the serving who wish not to be identified. (I've been bubbled twice however with no photo).
 
#20
The chance to get nailed to the nearist kitchen table..... To paraphase PTP.

Or, look at it another way, a bit like the door to door salesman thing, every no means your one step closer to a yes!

What is in it for you could be the man of your dreams, or dream, or the next 2 weeks. :D


C'mon Noreia, how tall are you???
 

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