Quite tasty. I would have been more than willing to do her if she had stumbled across my lair. I'm afraid though that after all this time has gone by she has probably been turned into a pile of bear shit. Not a very good idea to walk into the woods with nowt but a knife, fanny pack, and a compass. That's Canuks for ya.
An Amish farmer and his daughter were coming back from taking their crops to market, when they were robbed by a gang of men who stole every thing including their horse and cart. The Farmer and his daughter were left standing by the side of the road as the gang made their getaway. The farmer says " We are ruined, They have taken everything, we haven't got any money to buy seeds for next years crop." The daughter says " It's OK father, I have got the money bag, your wallet and my purse" The farmer says " How did you manage to keep hold of them?" The daughter says " I hid them in my lady parts" The farmer says " I wish that your mother had been with us today" The daughter says " Why" the farmer says "we would have still had the horse and cart".
Yes, I think you may have a point, in a really wild volcanic mountainous region, with deep icy lakes, snowfields, glaciers, raging torrents, avalanches, landslides, dense impenetrable forests, deep ravines, ice cold stormy coastal waters, extremely sparse population, poor roads, mine shafts, regular seismic activity, volcanic gas hazards and which is the overlapping territory of large carnivours like: the wolf, the cougar, the black bear and the grizzly bear.
I'm sure that the reason why 411, quite possibly fuckwitted, people have gone missing there must be down to them all being dry bummed by a large fictitious primate for which there is no evidence whatsoever, not a turd, not even a hair!
Fire up the ARRSE expedition bus immediately whilst I bomb up the .375 H&H!