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[medwaymud]

Good luck to you. If you look closer she appears to have a semi lob on.

Plastic tube with screw-on lid holding Tampon x 1, Field Container ( Sterile ) for the use of girlies ......

Sighs .....

Don't you have daughters ?

 

[Stonker]

She probably does'n't smell too good at this particular time but if I could take her home and .....

a) Relieve her of her bangstick and make it safe for her and
b) Replace it with a chilled glass of Prosecco and
c) run her a bath with candles, dimmed lighting and some trendy scented essential oils....

........ I would like to think I could later get the opportunity to give her the best 5 minutes of her life

A recent post from you, elsewhere on arrse, suggests you'd more likely give her a slap up Greek style supper, and then - your belly being full of stifado and wine - nod off in front of the telly

 

[ste14w]

I think this fella might be in the Pink Berets.

 

[Stonker]

I think this fella might be in the Pink Berets.View attachment 526200

Spanish Foreign Legion, Special Forces - is that what you mean?

Would fit

So hard to keep track of unit designations, never mind nicknames . . .

 

[ste14w]

Spanish Foreign Legion, Special Forces - is that what you mean?

Would fit

So hard to keep track of unit designations, never mind nicknames . . .

No, I meant the Pink Berets.
As in the Provisional LGBT.

 

[Bacongrills]

I think this fella might be in the Pink Berets.View attachment 526200

That Google image will be on your search history forever.

 

[Stonker]

No, I meant the Pink Berets.
As in the Provisional LGBT.

Who's funding them?

Is it the BBC?

 

[ste14w]

That Google image will be on your search history forever.

Google?
That's a picture I took of my troop sergeant in 1985.

 

[wasteofrations2]

No, I meant the Pink Berets.
As in the Provisional LGBT.

They haven't gone away, you know...

 

[wasteofrations2]

I think you'll find a clue if you look closely at the text.

There's fvckall there that remotely lends itself to that abbreviation.

Not even a mention of their 1970s sozialistischen Waffenbrüder/Mitkämpfer in SE Asia.

Fair point, I didn't read the top bit at the time.
My German was never that good anyway, ordering beer and asking do you do it doggy was about my limit.

 

[Stonker]

asking do you do it doggy was about my limit.

So - never a cunning linguist?

 

[ste14w]

Fair point, I didn't read the top bit at the time.
My German was never that good anyway, ordering beer and asking do you do it doggy was about my limit.

And Giros....we could all order Giros mit pommes mit mayo...bitte.

 

[Stonker]

And Giros....we could all order Giros mit pommes mit mayo...bitte.

Pitiful.

With a little more study, you coulda ordered a real belter:

Zweimal spitfeuerfliegerschnitzel mit glycol und goggles.

 

[ste14w]

Pitiful.

With a little more study, you coulda ordered a real belter:

Zweimal spitfeuerfliegerschnitzel mit glycol und goggles.

Ya see, that there is why I was never an officer.

 

[Stonker]

Don't you have daughters ?

Be glad yours is not in his clutches

 

[Stonker]

Ya see, that there is why I was never an officer.

Shoulda seen the faces on the bratty wagon lasses when they copped that for an order, at 0300 on a Berlin Sunday morning

 

[medwaymud]

A recent post from you, elsewhere on arrse, suggests you'd more likely give her a slap up Greek style supper, and then - your belly being full of stifado and wine - nod off in front of the telly

Damn ..... the truth is out.
Well, I can still daydream about it, can't I ?

 

[Stovepipe]

Could we have a seperate thread for headgear, unally? Berets, floppy and so on? the wearing of berets seems to generate a lot of heat on this forum.

 

[Mrsheeny]

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She'll need to rearrange those knee pads if she wants to get promoted.

 

[wasteofrations2]

Could we have a seperate thread for headgear, unally? Berets, floppy and so on? the wearing of berets seems to generate a lot of heat on this forum.

I've seen some shockers, especially (but not always) when I was TA.