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[Buttmaster General]

We had "Join the Army and area clean the world"

FoC

 

[smartascarrots]

We had "Join the Army and see the world"

I wonder what their strapline mighta been?

"Join the Army. Or else."

 

[wasteofrations2]

FoC

Were we in the same mob?

 

[wasteofrations2]

Join The East German Professionals

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Ironically, the Osties were considered the most professional and reliable of the WP armies.

 

[old_n_fat]

Join The East German Professionals

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Why does the bloke with the map have a pumpkin on his head?

 

[Buttmaster General]

Were we in the same mob?

Wore green, got f*cked about by SNCOs, had to wait 2 hours to draw weapons, gobble down your food, walked bloody miles because the Heli-Bedfords got lost etc. - sound familiar?

 

[wasteofrations2]

Wore green, got f*cked about by SNCOs, had to wait 2 hours to draw weapons, gobble down your food, walked bloody miles because the Heli-Bedfords got lost etc. - sound familiar?

Wore green, got f*cked about by SNCOs, had to wait 2 hours to draw weapons, gobble down your food, walked bloody miles because the Heli-Bedfords got lost etc. - sound familiar?

Sounds about right.

 

[bob_the_bomb]

We had "Join the Army and see the world"

I wonder what their strapline mighta been?

Dunno but presumably it was written in some obscure Swiss-German dialect...

 

[Stonker]

Ironically, the Osties were considered the most professional and reliable of the WP armies.

Mebbe so.

But that there pamphlet was recruiting for the Grenztruppen, best known over here for doing a fine job of shooting unarmed civilians in the back if they decided to make it obvious that they'd had enough of the worker's socialist paradise.

 

[wasteofrations2]

Mebbe so.

But that there pamphlet was recruiting for the Grenztruppen, best known over here for doing a fine job of shooting unarmed civilians in the back if they decided to make it obvious that they'd had enough of the worker's socialist paradise.

Ah, the less than professional Border Guards. I thought it was the NVA.

 

[Stonker]

Ah, the less than professional Border Guards. I thought it was the NVA.

I think you'll find a clue if you look closely at the text.

There's fvckall there that remotely lends itself to that abbreviation.

Not even a mention of their 1970s sozialistischen Waffenbrüder/Mitkämpfer in SE Asia.

 

[Bodenplatte]

Why does the bloke with the map have a pumpkin on his head?

Freemason

 

[Condottiere]

 

[arfah]

Stolen from the “Trump “ thread.

What a thunder chunk!

That’s raised my self esteem, though.

 

[Cutaway]

Have St. Trinian's changed uniform ?

 

[Stonker]

Have St. Trinian's changed uniform ?

It don't look scary enough to be St Trinian's, shureley?

 

[medwaymud]

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She probably does'n't smell too good at this particular time but if I could take her home and .....

a) Relieve her of her bangstick and make it safe for her and
b) Replace it with a chilled glass of Prosecco and
c) run her a bath with candles, dimmed lighting and some trendy scented essential oils....

........ I would like to think I could later get the opportunity to give her the best 5 minutes of her life

 

[old_n_fat]

She probably does'n't smell too good at this particular time but if I could take her home and .....

a) Relieve her of her bangstick and make it safe for her and
b) Replace it with a chilled glass of Prosecco and
c) run her a bath with candles, dimmed lighting and some trendy scented essential oils....

........ I would like to think I could later get the opportunity to give her the best 5 minutes of her life

Good luck to you. If you look closer she appears to have a semi lob on.

 

[br9mp812]

She probably does'n't smell too good at this particular time but if I could take her home and .....

a) Relieve her of her bangstick and make it safe for her and
b) Replace it with a chilled glass of Prosecco and
c) run her a bath with candles, dimmed lighting and some trendy scented essential oils....

........ I would like to think I could later get the opportunity to give her the best 5 minutes of her life

twice eh you stallion.(does that include foreplay,asking for the wife damn i meant friend)

 

[arfah]

........ I would like to think I could later get the opportunity to give her the best 5 minutes of her life

It’s a sprint not a marathon!