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"Join the Army. Or else."
Were we in the same mob?
Ironically, the Osties were considered the most professional and reliable of the WP armies.
old_n_fat
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Why does the bloke with the map have a pumpkin on his head?
Wore green, got f*cked about by SNCOs, had to wait 2 hours to draw weapons, gobble down your food, walked bloody miles because the Heli-Bedfords got lost etc. - sound familiar?
bob_the_bomb
LE
Dunno but presumably it was written in some obscure Swiss-German dialect...
Stonker
LE
Mebbe so.
But that there pamphlet was recruiting for the Grenztruppen, best known over here for doing a fine job of shooting unarmed civilians in the back if they decided to make it obvious that they'd had enough of the worker's socialist paradise.
Ah, the less than professional Border Guards. I thought it was the NVA.
Stonker
LE
I think you'll find a clue if you look closely at the text.
There's fvckall there that remotely lends itself to that abbreviation.
Not even a mention of their 1970s sozialistischen Waffenbrüder/Mitkämpfer in SE Asia.
Bodenplatte
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Freemason
arfah
LE
Have St. Trinian's changed uniform ?
Stonker
LE
It don't look scary enough to be St Trinian's, shureley?
She probably does'n't smell too good at this particular time but if I could take her home and .....
a) Relieve her of her bangstick and make it safe for her and
b) Replace it with a chilled glass of Prosecco and
c) run her a bath with candles, dimmed lighting and some trendy scented essential oils....
........ I would like to think I could later get the opportunity to give her the best 5 minutes of her life
old_n_fat
LE
Good luck to you. If you look closer she appears to have a semi lob on.
twice eh you stallion.(does that include foreplay,asking for the wife damn i meant friend)
arfah
LE
It’s a sprint not a marathon!
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