Search for a hotlips (brown enamel type)

Discussion in 'Weapons, Equipment & Rations' started by Bugsy, May 11, 2006.

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  1. A catastrophe has occurred! Two of my nieces were using my old brown enamel hotlips to make sandcastles and then they decided to see how flat they could hammer it with an old breeze-block.

    I've had a butcher's around on t'internet, but can't find one anywhere. I'm missing it already. My rosy just doesn't taste right from a China cup.
    Anybody got any ideas?

  2. Good find, Interceptor! I suppose they'd do at a pinch. But what I really want is a British Army brown enamel hotlips.

  3. Shouldn't you be beating your nieces?
  4. Them's em! Spot on, Ranger_Danger! Excellent drills, that man.

    I really,really appreciate that. My life's complete again, or as soon as I order one.

    You're now officially Number One on me Crimble List! :D :D :D


    PS Choccy_frog. Beating my nieces? The year is 2006, not 1906. Get used to it! :D :D :D
  5. If the mrs so much as washes my favourite mug it is almost time for devorce!!!! :D:D:D:D:D

    What I would do if it was destroyed.... I don't like to think about it.
  6. If they need disciplined then please allow me to volunteer myself.

    I have a large collection of whips/bondage/gimpgear and will sort them free of charge.

    Do I have to bring my own lubrication?
  7. Deleted. Just noticed that the darned thing is out of stock :oops:

    I see Ranger_Danger made the same mistake :D
  8. Army Issue Brown 'Tin' Mugs

    # Brown enamel mug
    # Old fashioned 'Tin' mug
    # Good size
    # 10cm tall 9.5cm diameter
    # Collectors item
    # May have some chips

    You must be so pleased. You get your mug back AND a bag of chips...