Seal compares joining the military to a career in porn?!

#1
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a133047/seal-doesnt-want-porn-career-for-kids.html

Seal has remarked that he would not like to see his children take on a career in pornography.

The singer, who has two kids with model Heidi Klum, commented that he will give them plenty of freedom, but would not want to see them abuse it.

"I'd encourage my kids to do anything in life," he told The Mirror.

He added that Henry, 3, Johan, 1, and four-year-old stepdaughter Helene can do what they like with their lives - within reason.

"As long as they don't aspire to become serial killers, porn stars or join the militarythen we’re good," he said.

How odd.
 
#3
Whats wrong with that?

I don't my nipper to become a pornstar, serial killer or join the forces either.
 
#5
Nothing, I'd just like for my infant not to be one.
 
#6
Well there are plenty of things I would rather my future children didn't do, it just surprised me that of the top three worst things to do ever, considering pronography and murder are numbers one and two, joining the military was third.
 
#7
Just because he doesn't want them to be one, doesn't mean he considers it bad.

I imagine, like most fathers he sees coffins coming back from foreign climes and not wanting a similar fate for his offspring.
 
#8
What, you wouldn't be proud watching him pass out? I suspect you'd get to grips with it quite quickly, and start telling storied about your time in. I can remember my dad being the same.

Glad to know the high regard some people hold soldiers in.
 
#9
Fcukin'ell! I thought we'd started recruiting fish-loving, flipper-slapping ball-balancers when i saw the title. :lol:
 
#10
minister_doh_nut said:
Just because he doesn't want them to be one, doesn't mean he considers it bad.

I imagine, like most fathers he sees coffins coming back from foreign climes and not wanting a similar fate for his offspring.
How many pornstars have you seen coming back from foreign climes in a coffin? None!! I think it is pretty safe considering
 
#12
Bravo_Zulu said:
What, you wouldn't be proud watching him pass out? I suspect you'd get to grips with it quite quickly, and start telling storied about your time in. I can remember my dad being the same.

Glad to know the high regard some people hold soldiers in.[/quote]

Seriously now, did he mention he doesnt hold soldiers in high regard? Thats the sort of thing a Scum journo would do, twist a quote :roll: Ive been in 12 years and i love it, but if my kids can do something rather than join up, id be happier.
 
#13
minister_doh_nut said:
I don't my nipper to become a pornstar, serial killer or join the forces either.
Fair shout.
Just out of curiosity though, is there anyone who's managed that career holy trinity?
 
#14
I am looking after my 18 month old grandaughter today. The very last thing on my mind would be whether she would drift into serial killing, porn or the military.

FFS his kids are 3 and 1 ... surely more apt to worry about their health and happiness rather than what they might be doing as young adults?

:?
 

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#15
Well the ugly, spotty, annoying cnut with a nasal voice managed to make a few million and get his paws on Heidi Klum - he is clearly smarter than most of us......having said that, presumably a one off murder is acceptable for a celebrity child, just don't make a habit of it :?

Not that I am jealous of course... Heidi :hump:
 
#16
His missus sells her sexuality for money and, as a so-called supermodel, she's probably sniffed half of Colombia up her hooter. Don't throw stones, mister glasshouse! He looks like he came off second best in a fight with a cheese grater.
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#17
Not often I agree with MDN, but I do on this instance. And, as recall, Seal was a Marine and saw active service.
I have two grandsons, yet as proud as I am of the military, and as much as I enjoyed my time, I am not sure I would want either of them to join. I hate the thought of them featuring as a statistic to satisfy some politicians ambitions.
 
#18
old_fat_and_hairy said:
Seal was a Marine and saw active service.
You're either thinking of Huey Morgan or Terence Trent-Darby.
Seal never served.
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#20
sandmanfez said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
Seal was a Marine and saw active service.
You're either thinking of Huey Morgan or Terence Trent-Darby.
Seal never served.
You are probably right. I do get mixed up with these popular music combos.
 

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