Seal compares joining the military to a career in porn?!

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  1. http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a133047/seal-doesnt-want-porn-career-for-kids.html

    Seal has remarked that he would not like to see his children take on a career in pornography.

    The singer, who has two kids with model Heidi Klum, commented that he will give them plenty of freedom, but would not want to see them abuse it.

    "I'd encourage my kids to do anything in life," he told The Mirror.

    He added that Henry, 3, Johan, 1, and four-year-old stepdaughter Helene can do what they like with their lives - within reason.

    "As long as they don't aspire to become serial killers, porn stars or join the militarythen we’re good," he said.

    How odd.
     
  2. Hopefully he has three kids, and guess where they end up...

    retard :roll:
     
  3. Whats wrong with that?

    I don't my nipper to become a pornstar, serial killer or join the forces either.
     
  4. What's wrong with being a serial killer?
     
  5. Nothing, I'd just like for my infant not to be one.
     
  6. Well there are plenty of things I would rather my future children didn't do, it just surprised me that of the top three worst things to do ever, considering pronography and murder are numbers one and two, joining the military was third.
     
  7. Just because he doesn't want them to be one, doesn't mean he considers it bad.

    I imagine, like most fathers he sees coffins coming back from foreign climes and not wanting a similar fate for his offspring.
     
  8. What, you wouldn't be proud watching him pass out? I suspect you'd get to grips with it quite quickly, and start telling storied about your time in. I can remember my dad being the same.

    Glad to know the high regard some people hold soldiers in.
     
  9. Fcukin'ell! I thought we'd started recruiting fish-loving, flipper-slapping ball-balancers when i saw the title. :lol:
     
  10. How many pornstars have you seen coming back from foreign climes in a coffin? None!! I think it is pretty safe considering
     
  11. do his kids know about porn yet? Like their mum of course...
     

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  13. Fair shout.
    Just out of curiosity though, is there anyone who's managed that career holy trinity?
     
  14. I am looking after my 18 month old grandaughter today. The very last thing on my mind would be whether she would drift into serial killing, porn or the military.

    FFS his kids are 3 and 1 ... surely more apt to worry about their health and happiness rather than what they might be doing as young adults?

    :?
     
  15. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

    Well the ugly, spotty, annoying cnut with a nasal voice managed to make a few million and get his paws on Heidi Klum - he is clearly smarter than most of us......having said that, presumably a one off murder is acceptable for a celebrity child, just don't make a habit of it :?

    Not that I am jealous of course... Heidi :hump: