Seagull recued in Norwich.

#4
that just confirms my theory that the RSPCA are utterly ridiculous. The fire service should have told them to ram it and do something more worthwhile.

A friend of mine tried to get them to intervene when her ex-husband locked their children's rabbits in the garage and went away to live elsewhere - they suggested that she broke in, despite it no longer being her home, and monitor the situation herself. Twats.
 
#5
Bastard seagulls!




There I was, a big tea urn, 15 mugs and a skip full of biscuits, no one turned up..... AGAIN!



When the hell is my extension going to get finished?
 
#6
that just confirms my theory that the RSPCA are utterly ridiculous. The fire service should have told them to ram it and do something more worthwhile.
What? Like play volleyball or snooker? It's not like they probably had much else to do.

Besides, it was awfully high up there, my ears went pop, and I didn't want to jump down into Norwich, all those people with blowholes on top of their heads would have tried to sacrifice me to their pagan gods........savages!
 

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#7
I was out clay shooting just before Christmas and a bastard shitehawk flew high overhead. I carefully took aim and thought 'fuck it, I'll have a pop at the cunt' I didn't think I'd actually hit it, but sure enough when I pulled the trigger, the thing fell cleanly out of the sky and landed in the woods behind me.

Ha! Revenge for all the years I spent cleaning your oppo's shit off the flight deck. Cop 12 bore lead you cunt.

I hate seagulls.
 
#10
A spokesman for a nearby wildlife sanctuary said ever life counts equally.

Fine they can pay for the job. I ask you what utter tosh, a left and right would have sorted the shitehawk out.
 
#18
The RSPCA are cnuts and will never get a penny from me... ever. Stinking quagmire full of emaciated horses? The RSPCA calls it 'acceptable level of care'. Tortured circus elephant? 'Er... sorry, nothing to do with us.' Pikey yard full of starving nags? Same again. Shoot a squirrel though and it's the end of the fucking world for you cocker!
 
#19
that just confirms my theory that the RSPCA are utterly ridiculous. The fire service should have told them to ram it and do something more worthwhile.

A friend of mine tried to get them to intervene when her ex-husband locked their children's rabbits in the garage and went away to live elsewhere - they suggested that she broke in, despite it no longer being her home, and monitor the situation herself. Twats.
Not just ridiculous - they've been hijacked by bunny huggers, squirrel apologists and animal rights activists. Should be just SPCA these days!
 
#20
What was wrong with watching it starve to death? A web feed should have been sorted. I'd would be glad to watch the chip stealing feathered cunt starve.
 

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