Seagul Shit

#1
I cant help think that this is better than the old myth of exploding pidgeons with vinegar.

If someone did this at Trafalgar Square...

[video]http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=432_1342825967[/video]
 
#3
That's really cheered me up! Good to see kids getting up to good ol' fashioned mischief again! Sell your xBoxes and spend the money on nachos and laxatives, "to the beach!!"
 
#4
Disgusting but inspired. Made me laugh.

Rodney2q
 
#5
Maybe I should have gone for those Olympic Opening Ceremony tickets after all...
 
#7
Beats my efforts.

I tend to pull the odd shop girl and shit on them.
 
#9
Why do birds shit white anyway?
Anorak mode on: it is due to the high ammonia content. We excrete ammonia as urea in urine. Birds don't piss as such, so their shit has a higher ammonia content. Hence the colour and the nasty effects on cars. Anorak off, hat and coat on and off for my taxi



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#10
Anorak mode on: it is due to the high ammonia content. We excrete ammonia as urea in urine. Birds don't piss as such, so their shit has a higher ammonia content. Hence the colour and the nasty effects on cars. Anorak off, hat and coat on and off for my taxi



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#11
Anorak mode on: it is due to the high ammonia content. We excrete ammonia as urea in urine. Birds don't piss as such, so their shit has a higher ammonia content. Hence the colour and the nasty effects on cars. Anorak off, hat and coat on and off for my taxi



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Right but I get pretty fucking bad gout, how can I shit out ammonia cos obviously pissing isnt working....
 
#12
Anorak mode on: it is due to the high ammonia content. We excrete ammonia as urea in urine. Birds don't piss as such, so their shit has a higher ammonia content. Hence the colour and the nasty effects on cars. Anorak off, hat and coat on and off for my taxi



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Very informative, thank you. I didn't know birds couldn't take a piss, and am quite glad they don't really.
 

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#13
seagulls cant burp which is why the bicarb and bread trick works :)
 
#14
Fake. (I've always wanted to write that).

Sadly you are correct (as in: it's shame they are not really being crapped on) it is indeed a fake. It was shot on a pro camera of some sort equipped with a manual zoom. There are a couple of mini crash zooms that the average domestic video camera is not capable of.

Whilst it's possible that some 16 year old students own such equipment,I suspect it's a viral of some sort.
 
#15
I cant help think that this is better than the old myth of exploding pidgeons with vinegar.

If someone did this at Trafalgar Square...

[video]http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=432_1342825967[/video]

I thought it was wrapping a bit of calcium carbide in a bit of bread & feeding it to gulls/pigeons that caused the bird to explode as a result of the gasses given off by the chemical reaction on the birds gut!
 
#16
We tried the bicarb trick to no avail. We chose to shoot them with pencils fired from a crossbow instead, much more fun.
 
#17
Fucking bastard seaguls at Scarborough shat on my new car the because some fucking bastard twicher decided it was fun to feed the fuckers chips!:pissedoff::frustrated::-x:censored:
 
#18
I was just watching Wallander.I'm sure that as our hero was walking through the docks,I saw two Herring Gulls hanging on a fence,gibbet style.
Or was it just me?
 
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