Sea Fishing

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by MontyB, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Three old men are sea fishing five miles off shore one morning. The sea starts to get a bit rough and one of the fishermen is sick over the side of the boat. "After wiping his mouth he realises he has lost his false teeth and is really pissed off.
    Later in the afternoon when the sea has calmed down one of his mates catches a large cod. Being a bit of a pratical joker the man removes his own false teeth and shoves them in the mouth of the cod he has just caught.
    He calls out to his mate. "Your never believe this George, this cod has a set of false teeth in its mouth, could they be yours?"
    George takes the cod off his mate and pulls the false teeth out to look at them.
    "No, they aren't mine." With that he threw them overboard.