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SD goes to prison...

Sausage Dog goes to prison and finds himself sharing a cell with the biggest, meanest multi-murderer in the system- Bubba Bill.

SD was a little apprehensive at first, and his fears were well founded when Bubba suggested after lockdown that they play 'mummys and daddys'.

"Who do you wanna be?" Growled Bubba, "Mummy or daddy?"

SD thinks for a second or two then replies nervously "Daddy."

"Ok then" Snarls Bubba, "Get over here and suck mummy's cock!"

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