Hello chaps. I hope you are all super swell. Today I am audictioning boys for a new musical version of the classic borstal movie Scum. This is a challanging musical and will no doubt be controversial. I have some actors playing major parts in the musical but I have decided I want some strong military boys to fill the big roles. I require a no nonsense hooligan to play Carling, a "think he is hard" shaggy haired loon to play Bongo and a young soft defencless homosexual to play Davis. The role of Davis will be most challanging. To make the musical as real as possible you will have to be raped (for real) by three boy hungry boys, though only two will enter you. Prelube your anus before every show and you will be fine. Come on guys... what you think?