Scum get it wrong again.

#2
I heard that Macca wants the plane back that he gave her for Christmas, although she can keep the Ladyshave for her other leg.
 
#3
Is_That_A_Wah said:
I heard that Macca wants the plane back that he gave her for Christmas, although she can keep the Ladyshave for her other leg.
And the tin of Ronseal for the other!(It does exactly what it say's on the tin!)
 
#4
New lyric by Macca:

"We lay upon the river bank,
My hands were all a-quiver...
I fiddled with her suspender belt -
and her leg fell in the river!"

Ho ho ho...

:twisted:
 
#5
Petriburg said:
New lyric by Macca:

"We lay upon the river bank,
My hands were all a-quiver...
I fiddled with her suspender belt -
and her leg fell in the river!"

Ho ho ho...

:twisted:
Are you Jimmy Tarbuck?
 
#6
Can't knock the girl for enjoying getting her leg over!
 
#7
The picture of her on crutches with another bint who is holding her false leg under her arm with the caption 'Heather has turned to family for support' has got me splitting my sides here. So very apt. :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

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