As in the almost-30-year-old Marillion debut album? No.
Not by a long way.
Stone Roses. Bat Out of Hell. Number of the Beast. Greetings From Asbury Park, New Jersey. Straight Outta Compton.
Take your pick.
Do you have bad fantasy art on your walls and The Lord Of The Rings in leather bound additions on your bookshelf? that crappy MFI thing that also contains a picture of you with your university hockey team?
That 3 years of your young life at a former polytechnic that YOU NEVER STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT as you quaff home brew that looks and tastes like diarrhetic shit?
From a leather fucking tankard?
Do you make a point of sucking the will to live out of bar staff by demanding a snake bite and black when most of them being only 19 have never fucking heard of the foul piss flavoured mixture?
I dont care if it was acceptable in the 80's....please fuck off and die.
Do you remember, haggler was the fat smelly cunt melting on a playground wall?
Do you remember, haggler escaped from moonwashed Broadmoor?
Do you remember, the cherry blossom in the market square?
Do you remember, I thought it was lice in your hair
By the way didn't I break your heart?
Please excuse me, I never meant to break your heart.
So sorry I never meant to break your heart.
But you broke mine.
Kayleigh is it too late to say I'm sorry.
Kayleigh could we get it together again.
I can't go on pretending that it came to a natural end.
Kayleigh I never thought I'd miss you,
And Kayleigh I'd hoped that we'd always be friends.
We said our love would last forever,
So how did it come to this bitter end.
Do you remember, barefoot on the lawn with shooting stars
Do you remember, loving on the floor in Belsize Park
Do you remember, dancing in stilletos in the snow
Do you remember, you never understood I had to go.
By the way, didn't I break your heart ?
Please excuse me I never meant to break your heart
So sorry, I never meant to break your heart,
But you broke mine.
Kayleigh, I just want to say I'm sorry,
But Kayleigh I'm too scared to pick up the phone.
To find you've found another lover to patch up our broken home.
Kayleigh, I'm still trying to write that love song,
Kayleigh it's more important to me now you're gone.
Maybe it'll prove that we were right
Or it will prove that I was wrong.