Screams of passion.

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by Bluedog33, Jul 13, 2011.

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  1. The Italian fellow said: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest olive oil, then we made passionate love for 30 minutes and at the end I made her scream, non stop for five minutes."

    The Frenchman said: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with special aphrodisiac oil, then we made passionate love for 45 minutes. At the end I made her scream for fifteen minutes straight."

    The Scottish guy said: "That's nothing!!! Last night I rubbed Flora Light all over her twat, fucked the arse of it for a whole minute and I made her scream for two long hours."

    The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, "Two hours? phenomenal!
    How did you do it to make her scream for two hours?"
    The Jock replied "I wiped my cock on the new curtains."