Scrap the CRE

#1
I read yesterday that the head of the CRE, Trevor Phillips, stated British history books should be re-written so as to be 'inclusive' of other nations.

He then droned on about how the RN didn't really defeat the Spanish Armada because the Turks had previously all but done the job for them and how our history should be amended to reflect the fact (what fockin fact?).

This, coupled with the fact that the CRE have instructed lawyers to begin proceedings for racism against some guy in Wales for using the words 'itinerant travellers' when objecting to the council spending taxpayers hard earned on allowing a bunch of pikeys to set up on a public car park. (Daily Mail)

I reckon the CRE has had their time, are becoming out of control and should be scrapped - they get 19 million quid a year funding from the government to go around being offended about on behalf of other people

Time to get shot of this bunch of kuntz ?
 
#2
yeh lets why not let the people who get offended complain be alot cheaper
 
#3
The good news: the CRS is already on borrowed time

The new commission will begin work next October and will take over the functions of the Disability Rights Commission and the Equal Opportunities Commission. It will take on race as one of its responsibilities at some point before 2009.
The bad news: Trevor Phillips is head of a new agency called the Commission for Equalities and Human Rights (the cue for more snouts in the trough)

news of announcement
 
#5
But then where would all those middle-class white people work?
 
#7
jackhackett said:
the RN didn't really defeat the Spanish Armada
B0llox. We did defeat them. I know this because I was there and I've got the campaign medal to prove it. Of course I wasn't as ancient then as I am now.

Quite likely Trevor's ancestor was on a Turkish ship chained to an oar.

For those seeking an antidote to politically correct buffoonery, might I recommend a TV series from 1974 known as 'The Sweeney' (now available on DVD).

The Sweeney is a tale of a policeman and philosopher called Jack Regan. It also features numerous hopelessly posh actresses straight from the Royal Shakespeare Company trying to speak with Sarf Lahndon accents.

Jack does his job dilligently while imparting pearls of philisophical wisdom to those around him. A few examples:-

REGAN ON INFLATION
Regan : I'll have two large scotches.
Barman : 78 pence please

REGAN ON GAY RIGHTS
Regan : Is he married?
George : No. He lives with his mum.
Regan : Is he a poof?

REGAN ON LONDON HOUSE PRICES
Regan : This is my house and I pay 700 quid a year mortgage to live here.

REGAN ON ZERO TOLERANCE POLICING
Regan : We're the Sweeney and we aven't 'ad our dinner.

REGAN ON GENDER EQUALITY
Regan : Get your knickers on love - you're nicked.

REGAN ON INTERVIEWING SUSPECTS
Regan : This is my colleague George. He hits people.

REGAN ON EU HARMONISATION
Regan : I've never met a Kraut I liked. They're worse than the spaghetti benders.
 
#8
How about this: The term itinerant is now classed as racist

From Wikipedia:An itinerant is a person who travels from place to place with no real home.

Types of itinerants:

Perpetual travelers
Gutter punks
Nomads
Technomads
Roma people
Circuit riders
Hobos
Tramps
Schnorrers
Vagabonds
Irish Travellers
Gyrovagues
Gypsy
Ukrainian Kobzari
Examples of itinerants include:

Paul Erd?s
John the Baptist
Daniel Pehar

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=484101&in_page_id=1770

£18 million a year well spent I'd say.
 
#10
The_Cad said:
£18 million a year well spent I'd say.
We'll have less of your sarcasm Cad. The CRE do a wonderful job stamping out hate mongers like the publishers of The Dandy. LINK
 
#11
#12
It always used to be the case that in Scotland more white English people took racism cases to employment tribunals, sometimes aided by the CRE, than blacks. Owing to the Jock propensity to abuse the Sassenachs on the grounds of their being Sassenachs. I quite like the idea of a government agency charged with protecting the English from the Scots…
 
#13
annakey said:
I quite like the idea of a government agency charged with protecting the English from the Scots…
I do believe the last government agency to do this successfully was the Legion of the North led by a certain Mr Hadrian in AD 122.

Oh sh1t - no, no, I meant CE 122. Don't have me arrested Trevor. I'm an old man. Please - have mercy.
 
#14
Ancient_Mariner said:
annakey said:
I quite like the idea of a government agency charged with protecting the English from the Scots…
I do believe the last government agency to do this successfully was the Legion of the North led by a certain Mr Hadrian in AD 122.

Oh sh1t - no, no, I meant CE 122. Don't have me arrested Trevor. I'm an old man. Please - have mercy.
:rofl: funny as feck.
 
#15
Ancient_Mariner said:
jackhackett said:
the RN didn't really defeat the Spanish Armada

The Sweeney is a tale of a policeman and philosopher called Jack Regan. It also features numerous hopelessly posh actresses straight from the Royal Shakespeare Company trying to speak with Sarf Lahndon accents.
and were treated with old world charm:

"Shut it, you slag"
 
#16
I was treated to the spectacle last night of a middle aged black woman having a screaming fit in the middle of the street which went along the lines of..

"The fecking council are moving me out of my flat so that some fecking muslim and all her filthy little children can have my flat. How can the b@stards do that. I'm fecking English, why should I give up my flat for all these Russians and Muslims coming here".

I thought rather ironic. Probably should have called the police and had her charged with racially motivated abuse.
 
#17
Ancient_Mariner said:
jackhackett said:
the RN didn't really defeat the Spanish Armada
B0llox. We did defeat them. I know this because I was there and I've got the campaign medal to prove it. Of course I wasn't as ancient then as I am now.

Quite likely Trevor's ancestor was on a Turkish ship chained to an oar.

For those seeking an antidote to politically correct buffoonery, might I recommend a TV series from 1974 known as 'The Sweeney' (now available on DVD).

The Sweeney is a tale of a policeman and philosopher called Jack Regan. It also features numerous hopelessly posh actresses straight from the Royal Shakespeare Company trying to speak with Sarf Lahndon accents.

Jack does his job dilligently while imparting pearls of philisophical wisdom to those around him. A few examples:-

REGAN ON INFLATION
Regan : I'll have two large scotches.
Barman : 78 pence please

REGAN ON GAY RIGHTS
Regan : Is he married?
George : No. He lives with his mum.
Regan : Is he a poof?

REGAN ON LONDON HOUSE PRICES
Regan : This is my house and I pay 700 quid a year mortgage to live here.

REGAN ON ZERO TOLERANCE POLICING
Regan : We're the Sweeney and we aven't 'ad our dinner.

REGAN ON GENDER EQUALITY
Regan : Get your knickers on love - you're nicked.

REGAN ON INTERVIEWING SUSPECTS
Regan : This is my colleague George. He hits people.

REGAN ON EU HARMONISATION
Regan : I've never met a Kraut I liked. They're worse than the spaghetti benders.
Bring back the 70's,all is forgiven!
 
#18
we are just catching up with the spams where black kids are taught that hannibal cleopatra etc were black africans and not arabs and the pyramids were built by black africans using thier minds to move blocks and had the ability to fly but were somehow relegated from this grand civilisation to living in mud huts having never invented a single thing that has contributed to humanity such as the wheel,written language,irrigation,crop cultivation etc etc
 
#19
gutted! Saw a thread potentially titled "Scrap the Corps of Royal Engineers". The potential baiting and subsequent flame war could have been fantastic but alas..............
 

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