I don't know about you lot, but the number of scruffy, pikey types driving round two or three up in Transit flat bed pickups seems to be on the increase. A few years ago you'd never see one, or it'd be a rarity. Today alone, I have seen no less than 3 separate metal magpies cruising up my road, with their annoying tannoy systems crooning out "any old iron". The worst thing is, the thieving pikey bastards will help themselves to anything in sight. If your kids bicycles are on the front lawn, they'll have 'em. Car not been washed for a few weeks, they'll try to tow it away. On the occasions I've conversed with these people, they seem rather ignorant, and a bit smelly. So what horror stories have you guys got with dealings with these urban vermin?