Had a very strange conversation this evening when I picked Miss Ronin up from scouts (whats all that about by the way I always thought fems went to guides). There was an individual there in ful CBT 95 clobber with the stable belt and beret of my old regiment. He had on his right arm both Para wings and Bootie Dagger. This got my spider senses tingling from the off. Spoke to him as I need clarification on something they were doing over the weekend. Asked if he was an ex-regular which he stated he was. Even went as far as showing me the regimental T-Shirt which he was wearing from my old battalions 1st Afghan Tour in 2004. Asked when he had done AA Para and AA commando. He said that it was something that they had done with the scout group so could wear the badges (WTF!!!) Told me that he had left the mob 5 and a half years ago. After being in the regiment for 25 years I didn't know the cunt from Adam. Who the fuck is this bloke. He's neither Reg or STAB or indeed cadet AI yet he's teaching scouts map reading (using degrees not mils I hasten to add) and survival techniques! Are there any scout type people out there who could clarify this before I go down the route of kicking him half to death for being a lying twat.