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Scousers kill foxes

#1
Not content with shooting each other and continually whining about Hillsborough, Scousers now have a new pastime of hunting foxes with their (standard issue) Staffordshire Pit Bull Terriers. Gangs of track-suited, hooded, pot-smoking Scousers have been spotted in the Allerton Area of the city using their animals to kill and maim foxes. When a group of lads was approached by a reporter they said "Ey yoos ar yoos buzzies? if not FXXk off or weel set de dogs onyer"
 
#2
What's the issue here then?

Lots of people wearing "mess dress" and travelling on horseback have been doing it for years albeit less the scouse accent.

The common denominator is that they are all cnuts.
 
#7
Shurely Shome Mishtake.

I would expect in Speke, Bootle, Croxteth, Toxteth etc.

But not Allerton. I live near there and have struggled to find any shops in which to have my shell suit repaired or indeed anyone selling the specific dog food that "fifi" my pedigree american british pit bull terrier rottweiler requires.

In fact, even having my perm renewed meant a trip to Page Moss.
 
#8
Bazzinho1977 said:
Shurely Shome Mishtake.

I would expect in Speke, Bootle, Croxteth, Toxteth etc.

But not Allerton. I live near there and have struggled to find any shops in which to have my shell suit repaired or indeed anyone selling the specific dog food that "fifi" my pedigree american british pit bull terrier rottweiler requires.

In fact, even having my perm renewed meant a trip to Page Moss.
Are all those really places or are you just teasing the Southerners!?
 
#9
kabulronin said:
Bazzinho1977 said:
Shurely Shome Mishtake.

I would expect in Speke, Bootle, Croxteth, Toxteth etc.

But not Allerton. I live near there and have struggled to find any shops in which to have my shell suit repaired or indeed anyone selling the specific dog food that "fifi" my pedigree american british pit bull terrier rottweiler requires.

In fact, even having my perm renewed meant a trip to Page Moss.
Are all those really places or are you just teasing the Southerners!?
Real places. And a word of warning on pronounciation of liverpool places

Childwall - pronounced as chill-wall
Gateacre - gattaca
Kirkby - curby
Kirby - also curby
Aigburth - eggbuth
 
#10
Bazzinho1977 said:
Real places. And a word of warning on pronounciation of liverpool places

Childwall - pronounced as chill-wall
Gateacre - gattaca
Kirkby - curby
Kirby - also curby
Aigburth - eggbuth
And don't forget that the designation for the inhabitants of "Liverpudlian" has now been changed due to the fact that so many are morbidly obese. They're now known as "Liverlake-ians".

MsG
 
#11
Liverpool, hotbed of British Socialism how proud they must be to have got that elitist, upper class, non-sport of fox hunting banned. Socialism - what I want and I'm not sharing.
 
#12
Bugsy said:
Bazzinho1977 said:
Real places. And a word of warning on pronounciation of liverpool places

Childwall - pronounced as chill-wall
Gateacre - gattaca
Kirkby - curby
Kirby - also curby
Aigburth - eggbuth
And don't forget that the designation for the inhabitants of "Liverpudlian" has now been changed due to the fact that so many are morbidly obese. They're now known as "Liverlake-ians".

MsG
No, they're still known as whinging scouse tw@s
 
#13
Current Affairs - Really? Not even a link?

Put your bait away kids, sling it in the Naafi where it can be "debated".

Alternatively - can I start a thread called "All Cockernees are Paedos", or indeed "All Brummies hump their sisters"?

Oh and B1977 - don't forget Knotty Ash.
 
#14
MrShanklysboots said:
Oh and B1977 - don't forget Knotty Ash.
Fück me! The place actually exists! I always thought it was a name made up by Ken Dodd, but Wiki says the opposite. You live and learn.

MsG
 
#15
Bugsy said:
MrShanklysboots said:
Oh and B1977 - don't forget Knotty Ash.
Fück me! The place actually exists! I always thought it was a name made up by Ken Dodd, but Wiki says the opposite. You live and learn.

MsG
I'm amazed at the amount of people who think its a made up place - but then you would be if you know it exists - if you see what I mean.

Not sure about the Jam Butty Mines though.
 
#16
MrShanklysboots said:
Bugsy said:
MrShanklysboots said:
Oh and B1977 - don't forget Knotty Ash.
Fück me! The place actually exists! I always thought it was a name made up by Ken Dodd, but Wiki says the opposite. You live and learn.

MsG
I'm amazed at the amount of people who think its a made up place - but then you would be if you know it exists - if you see what I mean.

Not sure about the Jam Butty Mines though.
Knotty Ash was always a bit of a posh place, I don't know if it still is.
 
#17
Markintime said:
MrShanklysboots said:
Bugsy said:
MrShanklysboots said:
Oh and B1977 - don't forget Knotty Ash.
Fück me! The place actually exists! I always thought it was a name made up by Ken Dodd, but Wiki says the opposite. You live and learn.

MsG
I'm amazed at the amount of people who think its a made up place - but then you would be if you know it exists - if you see what I mean.

Not sure about the Jam Butty Mines though.
Knotty Ash was always a bit of a posh place, I don't know if it still is.

Posh? Hahahahaha oh dear.....
 
#19
nark said:
Not content with shooting each other and continually whining about Hillsborough, Scousers now have a new pastime of hunting foxes with their (standard issue) Staffordshire Pit Bull Terriers. Gangs of track-suited, hooded, pot-smoking Scousers have been spotted in the Allerton Area of the city using their animals to kill and maim foxes. When a group of lads was approached by a reporter they said "Ey yoos ar yoos buzzies? if not FXXk off or weel set de dogs onyer"
Makes a change from trying to kill Bulgarians, I suppose! Allegedly at any rate.
 
#20
nark said:
Not content with shooting each other and continually whining about Hillsborough, Scousers now have a new pastime of hunting foxes with their (standard issue) Staffordshire Pit Bull Terriers. Gangs of track-suited, hooded, pot-smoking Scousers have been spotted in the Allerton Area of the city using their animals to kill and maim foxes. When a group of lads was approached by a reporter they said "Ey yoos ar yoos buzzies? if not FXXk off or weel set de dogs onyer"
Oh come on folks. They have to eat..Don't dey?
 

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