Scousers - can they sink any lower?

[lokiuk]

Surely the lynch mob would be bigger if the readership could understand what the hell the text was about? I mean It's certianly English, I even recognise some of the words, but the order makes no sense.

Perhaps they employ Bugsy as a Social Media consultant ?

 

[Oddbod]

here's something a bit more cast iron:

 

[stacker1]

Perhaps they employ Bugsy as a Social Media consultant ?

Bugsy hates Scousers, he calls them scum. Ironically Liverpool is a city that is fairly pro socialist.

 

[devexwarrior]

Are they scared that it might e suggested that they contribute some of the many thousands raised for young Alfie?

Careful - you know what can happen when you comment on the 'money/children (lost, stolen, died or otherwise mislaid)/parents' combination.

 

[BugsyIV]

Bugsy hates Scousers, he calls them scum. Ironically Liverpool is a city that is fairly pro socialist.

I don't, I married one

 

[Dark_Nit]

I'm a scouser who married a Manc

Sigh.

 

[ThunderBox]

The cashing in begins with some grief whoring:

Alfie Evans parents' 'fears' over new baby

As if every parent who has ever had a child doesn't fear at some point during the process their child will not be defect free without the need to put it on TV.

 

[SkippedOnce]

And once again, their Mancunian neighbours are giving the Scousers a run for their money. Obviously the 'nightclubs' don't do ID checks up that way.

'A rapist who took his child victim out to a nightclub and plied her with Jagerbombs until 3am has been jailed for 14 years. John Phoenix, 30, coaxed the girl, 12, into a ‘long, protracted’ lesbian kiss with his girlfriend after taking her drinking. Tests showed that Phoenix had raped her while she lay unconscious.'

Girl, 12, raped by man who forced her to kiss his girlfriend and down Jagerbombs | Metro News

 

[TheresaMay]

Gay bloke walks into a bar, sits next to a scouser.

After a couple he's feeling a bit brave, so he thinks what the hell, and asks the scouser if he wants a blow job.

The scouser immediately knocks him out cold.

The barman asks the scouser "what the hell was that all about?"

The scouser replies,

[scouse accent]

Dunno mate, some'in about a job?

[/scouse accent]

 

[ExREME..TECH]

Round two?

Desperate mother appeals for help to raise £1million to treat son who has just days to live | Daily Mail Online

 

[supermatelot]

Luckily, I still have my shrine from round one.

 

[CAARPS]

Round two?

Desperate mother appeals for help to raise £1million to treat son who has just days to live | Daily Mail Online

Accrington, Lancashire, that famous district of Liverpool, but what can you expect from a Daily Mail reader

 

[PFGEN]

Round two?

Desperate mother appeals for help to raise £1million to treat son who has just days to live | Daily Mail Online

£240k raised already and he only has a few days to live. Cynical me thinks that's a nice tidy sum that will shortly be available when the inevitable happens and nature takes its course. Sad end for the young lad but nature can be a right bitch sometimes.

 

[devexwarrior]

£240k raised already and he only has a few days to live. Cynical me thinks that's a nice tidy sum that will shortly be available when the inevitable happens and nature takes its course. Sad end for the young lad but nature can be a right bitch sometimes.

The "McCann" effect?

 

[BigT]

Accrington, Lancashire, that famous district of Liverpool, but what can you expect from a Daily Mail reader

Let me break this down for you using ARRSE logic

1 The sick kid is wearing a football club shirt - Liverpool has a football club

2 The kids in the old "Accrington Stanley, who are they" milk advert were scousers

3 Accrington Stanley have at least one scouser in their team

There is clearly enough proof to blame the scousers

 

[supermatelot]

Let me break this down for you using ARRSE logic

1 The sick kid is wearing a football club shirt - Liverpool has a football club

2 The kids in the old "Accrington Stanley, who are they" milk advert were scousers

3 Accrington Stanley have at least one scouser in their team

There is clearly enough proof to blame the scousers

More than enough evidence to point the finger of blame firmly in a scouse direction!

 

[CAARPS]

Haters keep hating

 

[redshift]

I been through a lot of parking lots

 

[Mexeman]

A pissed, polite and paranoid Scouser? What is the world coming to?

 

[Grim_Squeaker85]

A pissed, polite and paranoid Scouser? What is the world coming to?

We've finally found something rarer than a slim STAB AGC Clerk......