Scousers - can they sink any lower?

At the time you were not right though.

This talk of inferiority reminds me of Bugsy, he's an thieving smelly tramp who whines alot as well, the scousers and paddies have a lot in common.

I think that threatening hospital staff and intimidating members of the public over the kid is as low as you can get, but I reckon the scousers will somehow stoop lower in the future, they always do.
There's a match on you inept melt.

However, now it's over yes I was right.

All this talk of inferiority? Why are you inferior to Bugsy too? Wow it's rubbish being a wool.

You will have noticed that I couldn't give a shiny shite what you think about Scousers or my city. You can safely be ignored until you're in town and then we can laugh at you.
Your rather erudite and thought out comment fails to note that Alder Hey employs rather a lot of Scousers.

So whilst a vocal and tiny minority my be acting like gobshites outside, a large number are working hard saving children’s lives inside.


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However, now it's over yes I was right.

All this talk of inferiority? Why are you inferior to Bugsy too? Wow it's rubbish being a wool.

You will have noticed that I couldn't give a shiny shite what you think about Scousers or my city. You can safely be ignored until you're in town and then we can laugh at you.
Bugsy is a bit of a bellend who likes Corbyn, havent you spoke of supporting him in the past?
Has anyone seen you and Bugsy in the same room?

I was in Liverpool a couple of weeks ago, I cant say I was impressed. I went to the View function suite, the "DJ" hadnt bought a CD since 1989, the pikey cheapskate, it sort of summed up the Scousers up there, cheap, out of date and living in the past.
 
I went up there on a job once. It was to get a very heavy bookcase up five flights of stairs. Three and a half hour drive and four scouse agency workers.
They eventually turned up half an hour late. We got it up the front stairs and I suggested that we try the lift, they all insisted that it would not fit as they had tried it before.
Three minutes later job done. I had to use a mop handle to press the lift button though.
£120 quid for three minutes work, it would have been a result but I got a flat on the way home and the wheelbrace broke and had to wait ages for the AA.
 
I went up there on a job once. It was to get a very heavy bookcase up five flights of stairs. Three and a half hour drive and four scouse agency workers.
They eventually turned up half an hour late. We got it up the front stairs and I suggested that we try the lift, they all insisted that it would not fit as they had tried it before.
Three minutes later job done. I had to use a mop handle to press the lift button though.
£120 quid for three minutes work, it would have been a result but I got a flat on the way home and the wheelbrace broke and had to wait ages for the AA.

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Your rather erudite and thought out comment fails to note that Alder Hey employs rather a lot of Scousers.

So whilst a vocal and tiny minority my be acting like gobshites outside, a large number are working hard saving children’s lives inside.


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See there you go spoiling it with those silly facts.
 
Bugsy is a bit of a bellend who likes Corbyn, havent you spoke of supporting him in the past?
Has anyone seen you and Bugsy in the same room?

I was in Liverpool a couple of weeks ago, I cant say I was impressed. I went to the View function suite, the "DJ" hadnt bought a CD since 1989, the pikey cheapskate, it sort of summed up the Scousers up there, cheap, out of date and living in the past.
No one off here has ever seen me. Are you, in fact, arguing with your own inferiority complex?

I know you were in Liverpool a couple of weeks ago. You've dripped about it incessantly and we're still laughing at you.
 
No one off here has ever seen me. Are you, in fact, arguing with your own inferiority complex?

I know you were in Liverpool a couple of weeks ago. You've dripped about it incessantly and we're still laughing at you.
How do you know no one of here has ever£ seen you? Do you wear a cloak of invisibility? I suppose it would come in handy when you are on the rob.

I didn't see much laughing when I was in Liverpool, it was like the local's knew they had sinned in a previous life and their punishment was to be born in liverpool.
 
How do you know no one of here has ever£ seen you? Do you wear a cloak of invisibility? I suppose it would come in handy when you are on the rob.

I didn't see much laughing when I was in Liverpool, it was like the local's knew they had sinned in a previous life and their punishment was to be born in liverpool.
Punished by being born in the greatest city on earth? To be forever able to hold the title Scouser?

To be able to look down on the denizens of the rest of the country as they drip their jealousy towards you, much as you are now?

Yeah, ok then. "Punished". :D
 

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Due in Court again this afternoon.

Just let them go to Italy, let's see exactly hoe good the parents' Italian is when they are in court there trying to get treatment for their young Italian.
 
Punished by being born in the greatest city on earth? To be forever able to hold the title Scouser?

To be able to look down on the denizens of the rest of the country as they drip their jealousy towards you, much as you are now?

Yeah, ok then. "Punished". :D
We're really not jealous of your feral black shell suit wearing scallys
 
Punished by being born in the greatest city on earth? To be forever able to hold the title Scouser?

To be able to look down on the denizens of the rest of the country as they drip their jealousy towards you, much as you are now?

Yeah, ok then. "Punished". :D
I suppose Liverpool isn't actually that bad, its just the people that make it so shit.

I'm sure the rest of the country really arent jealous over people who put down flowers for a dead chicken.

I can't think of a worse punishment than having to suffer living among scousers.
 
I suppose Liverpool isn't actually that bad, its just the people that make it so shit.

I'm sure the rest of the country really arent jealous over people who put down flowers for a dead chicken.

I can't think of a worse punishment than having to suffer living among scousers.
Living in Rhyl, imagine Scousers moved to a very run down version of Blackpool
 

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